Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1116: “Haruka Ten'ou, RIP ”
#1116: “Haruka Ten'ou, RIP ”

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[12:35] *** Sun Dec 31 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[12:35] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi2
[12:35] *** Topic is - For those who missed the new year's gag page, Here it is -
[12:35] *** Set by @S.X. Aino on Sun Dec 31 17:35 2006

[12:35] * [gTV]C'est_la_V is reading "How to Make Strawberry Balsamic Truffles"
[12:36] <Mizunomics01> Minako-chan, are you planning to make Strawberry Balsamic Truffles?
[12:37] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> No but I plan to watch Michiru-san to make sure she doesn't add anything to the mix
[12:38] * psYchO_saKi uses her gun to shoot decorations up to the rafters
[12:38] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> In anyone else's hands I would say a gun is not a tool
[12:38] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> God I don't know why everyone is so hyped about the new year, we're just a year closer to death.
[12:39] <Silicon Momoko> Then you should be thrilled
[12:39] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Why don't you go give Kyuusuke a "little death" for me, hmm?
[12:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshshsshs
[12:40] <GERMATOID> NOW NOW GIRLS. THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF TIME FOR TWISTER LATER! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH!!
[12:54] * // J_Daito // leans on the wall watching the others work
[12:55] * [gTV]Karasuma_Akane is directing a news crew
[12:55] * setsy_meiou wants you to notice her souichi
[12:55] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> God you're pathetic.
[12:56] * GERMATOID SEES YOU DEAR
[13:11] * IrnChef_Jovian and motoki-kun start catering things just to get the food situation out of Michiru-san's hands
[13:13] * IrnChef_Jovian has a buffet table laid out
[13:13] * Mdm_Maestro spitefully "accidentally" knocks it over
[13:13] <IrnChef_Jovian> ¬_¬
[13:14] * Mdm_Maestro places a burnt charred mass of substance on plate.
[13:14] <Mdm_Maestro> Have some salad, dear.
[13:14] <IrnChef_Jovian> WHERE'S THE SALAD IN THAT
[13:15] <Mdm_Maestro> IT's not my fault if you can't recognize 'high cuisine', dear.
[13:15] <IrnChef_Jovian> Oh I know something that's high alright
[13:16] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer brings in the sparrkling green drinks from fruit parlour crown
[13:16] * =^catablanca^= perches by a punch bowl, sipping
[13:17] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert finds maispace to be amusing and wishes to know where she can sign up
[13:17] <GERMATOID> IN MY PANTS
[13:17] <FireFly_9> PAPA!
[13:17] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> I can see the opportunity, passing me by.
[13:17] <GERMATOID> WHAT
[13:17] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Goodbye, maispace.
[13:17] <FireFly_9> Go do something constuctive.
[13:18] <GERMATOID> IT'S CONSTRUCTIVE FOR MY SOCIAL LIFE?
[13:18] <FireFly_9> No. No it's not.
[13:18] * GERMATOID is away: :<
[13:20] * flame_SNIPER has left the shrine to Yuuichiro today, oh gawd.
[13:20] <@spiritflame> you might as well have left it to a moppet
[13:20] <flame_SNIPER> I know v_v
[13:22] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Ignore her. She's like a dinobot. With a f[BLEEP]king small brain.
[13:22] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshshsshshshs
[13:23] * ScoutGrl_95 says all her bases can belong to him!
[13:23] * Silicon Momoko drags Serena away "only if they pay, honey"
[13:23] <Mizunomics01> what
[13:24] <IrnChef_Jovian> What are they learning in middle school these days?
[13:24] <Mizunomics01> I don't think the phrase means what she thinks.
[13:25] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> She thinks Japanese speak Engrish.
[13:25] <flame_SNIPER> ...........................
[13:26] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dew u understend dis: ..|..
[13:26] <@S.X. Aino> Wow Small Lady's still the same
[13:27] <Reverend_H> yeah still small - henshin for me baby and make that s[BLEEP]t big
[13:27] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u elioz
[13:27] <Reverend_H> not till you henshin for me baby
[13:27] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> k
[13:27] <Chiba_M> Where did I go wrong T_T
[13:27] <=^catablanca^=> I dunno man
[13:28] <Chiba_M> Why has she forgotten ME ?!
[13:28] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> D:
[13:28] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> becuz ur a rottan lovar!!11
[13:28] <Chiba_M> ><
[13:29] <@S.X. Aino> Well they do say royal families tend to inbreed.
[13:29] * Chiba_M sidles up to setsuna
[13:30] * setsy_meiou smacks mamoru. "i have standards now"
[13:31] * @S.X. Aino shudders
[13:32] *** @S.X. Aino [user-999who@TARDIS6787.panopticon7.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (Aggravated Alliterating is always an awesome activity!)
[13:32] <@Dr_Xadium> She broke.
[13:33] <@SpeedRcrX> You fail it.
[13:34] <Mdm_Maestro> NO YOU FAIL IT HARUKA
[13:34] <@SpeedRcrX> MICHIRU THIS IS WHY I HATE YOU
[13:35] <@SpeedRcrX> I HATE YOU AND AM ANGRY AT YOU. SO ANGRY.
[13:35] <Mdm_Maestro> No angry Sex for you, dear.
[13:35] <@SpeedRcrX> DAMN ><
[13:35] * Mdm_Maestro mixes up a tart bouillabase
[13:43] * GERMATOID NOTES THE MUGEN FLOOR IS HARD VARNISHED FAUX MARBLE
[13:43] <FireFly_9> and this is why I neevr had toys as a child.
[13:46] * // J_Daito // wanders around the university
[13:46] * // J_Daito // sucks the energy out of some harried pupils
[13:47] * IrnChef_Jovian calls her restaurant and orders more food
[13:47] * IrnChef_Jovian hopes Sasuke gets it here on time
[13:49] * // J_Daito // breaks into the psychology department
[13:52] * =^catablanca^= drinks punch with Mamoru
[13:55] * [gTV]C'est_la_V snuggles near X-chan and reads plans for Ginga's news coverage of the last day of the year
[13:56] * // J_Daito // gets to work on his ultimate gambit for the new year.
[14:09] * =^catablanca^= is floating in one of the punch bowls
[14:09] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> God it isn't even the evening yet
[14:10] <=^catablanca^=> i just want somebody to love me
[14:11] <=^catablanca^=> i just want somebody to love
[14:13] * GERMATOID STARTS PLAYING WITH THE MUGEN LOUDPEAKERS, MOMENTARILY EMITTING LOUD FEEDBACK
[14:13] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> GARRGH
[14:13] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Ara, my ears ><
[14:13] <GERMATOID> MIC CHECK MIC CHECK
[14:14] <FireFly_9> It works FINE ><
[14:15] * Mdm_Maestro offers our esteemed host guest some charred blackened coal-like food (her cake).
[14:15] <IrnChef_Jovian> ¬_¬ She needs to stop.
[14:15] <flame_SNIPER> I know.
[14:16] * =^catablanca^= LEAPS for the new punch bowl
[14:16] * Mdm_Maestro kicks Artemis away
[14:17] <Mdm_Maestro> Uncouth animal!
[14:17] * =^catablanca^= rotates in mid-air and SLAMS into Momoko's soft, pliant chest ♡
[14:17] <Silicon Momoko> Don't claw me, I'll leak ><
[14:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Michiru everyone's allergic to your cooking!
[14:22] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka, you're ANNOYING me.
[14:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Angry sex get?
[14:22] <Mdm_Maestro> NO
[14:23] * flame_SNIPER is amazed Haruka-san and Michiru-san haven't killed each other yet
[14:23] <GERMATOID> MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
[14:25] <FireFly_9> Heh.
[14:29] <Chiba_M> /mne has some sake right here, getting drunk in the corner
[14:31] <Chiba_M> daddy's little girl doesnt' want him anymore
[14:31] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> bich gat ovar ursalf
[14:32] <Chiba_M> Mommy's too old now, I wish she was 14 again
[14:32] <ScoutGrl_95> Darien, I'm 15...
[14:32] <flame_SNIPER> Kid, that's not your Darien.
[14:33] <Chiba_M> Come here my sweet.. Sarina(?)
[14:33] <ScoutGrl_95> Oh, Darien!
[14:33] <Chiba_M> Oh! Sarana!
[14:33] * ScoutGrl_95 is away: making out the corner! Tee hee!
[14:34] * Chiba_M is away: wrapping her in my cape~
[14:36] * Mdm_Maestro offers everyone a plate filled with bubbling, popping pus (Croissant)
[14:48] * // J_Daito // continues researchign something
[14:52] * [gTV]C'est_la_V occassionally gives directions to Akane-san and Aya-chan and snuggles near X-chan
[14:55] <flame_SNIPER> Yare Yare.
[14:59] <// J_Daito //> Kaioh. Come with me.
[14:59] <Mdm_Maestro> ?
[14:59] * // J_Daito // is away 
[14:59] * Mdm_Maestro is away: what is it, Jedite
[15:11] * Silicon Momoko shoves her VERY AMPLE chest in the professor's face
[15:11] <FireFly_9> .......................
[15:12] * setsy_meiou gets in front of her Souichi, she doesn't need more women muscling in on her territory!

[15:12] <setsy_meiou> Go away we don't want you!
[15:12] <GERMATOID> HOW GOOD ARE YOU AT PLAYING TWISTER
[15:13] <@SpeedRcrX> Man I dunno what to say
[15:13] * GERMATOID BEGINS TO DROOL
[15:14] * setsy_meiou drags souichi away to the closet for a private game
[15:14] * FireFly_9 starts to vomit
[15:16] * FireFly_9 mutters something about getting her glaive
[15:19] <Reverend_H> Mey Mako obviously you wanna catfight over me like you want to, yo
[15:35] <IrnChef_Jovian> Obviously my fists wanna find your face.
[15:36] <flame_SNIPER> Mako-chan, you need to cook! Vent your rage in the kitchen!
[15:36] * IrnChef_Jovian goes to the Mugen Cafeteria to do that before she kicks someone's ass, ya
[15:51] <Reverend_H> I got 1000 horsepower under the hood you *pelvic thrust*
[15:53] * GERMATOID is away: TWISTER WITH PUU
[15:56] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> This is so sad.
[15:55] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Men.
[15:56] <@SpeedRcrX> hehehe that'
[15:56] <@SpeedRcrX> why I prefer women, right NEko?
[15:56] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Why are you looking at me
[15:56] <@SpeedRcrX> why not
[15:57] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Because when it came down to fleshand blood people, Kaioh She got the driver, Haruka got the car.
[15:57] <flame_SNIPER> EWWWWWWWWWW
[15:57] <@SpeedRcrX> CAN WE NOT GET INTO MY AFFAIR WITH THE KNIGHT INDUSTRIES 2000 OK
[15:58] * FireFly_9 shudders SO MUCH
[15:59] <FireFly_9> Mental images. Crushing me.
[15:59] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshsshshshshs
[16:01] * FireFly_9 is paler than usual
[16:04] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. hamps geydites lag
[16:04] <// J_Daito //> WHAT THE HELL
[16:07] * // J_Daito // continues discussing his Ultimate PlanTM with Kaioh
[16:08] * FireFly_9 is away: vomit
[16:11] * Mdm_Maestro can be heard laughing with Jedite
[16:12] * =^catablanca^= is sick because he's drunk on sake
[16:31] * Chiba_M comes back :D
[16:31] <ScoutGrl_95> oh darien you were so good
[16:31] <Chiba_M> you too Sarintha
[16:32] <flame_SNIPER> God he doesn't even remember her name.
[16:32] <ScoutGrl_95> Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~~~~~~~~~
[16:32] <flame_SNIPER> He's cheating on Usagi...
[16:44] * Chiba_M is pinned to the wall by Makoto ><
[16:45] <Chiba_M> - there was a time when now chibiusa or setsuna would come running and take advanage of my position -
[16:45] <Chiba_M> - but none of them want me now -
[16:45] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert comes running and takes advantage of Mamoru's position
[16:45] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert kicks him in the crotch
[16:46] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert runs off to find an incinerator to cleanse her shoes
[16:46] <Chiba_M> AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[16:49] <Chiba_M> Usagi's 28... almost 30
[16:49] <Chiba_M> that's geratric
[16:49] <@SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]k you chiba
[16:50] <Chiba_M> really? :D
[16:50] <@SpeedRcrX> no asswipe
[16:52] * Mizunomics_01 grabs an ankle GPS device
[16:54] <Mizunomics_01> !rei.bot what is Mamoru's IQ
[16:54] <@spiritflame> stop asking idiot questions
[16:55] * Mizunomics_01 moves to affix the tracker to Mamoru's leg
[16:56] * Chiba_M positions crotch where leg was.
[16:56] * Mizunomics_01 moves around to where the leg was moved
[16:57] * Chiba_M begins tactical crotch positioning
[16:57] <flame_SNIPER> This is a new low.
[16:57] <Mizunomics01> And that is saying something.
[16:59] <@SpeedRcrX> Okay I am just gonna start drinking.
[16:59] <@SpeedRcrX> HARD.
[17:05] * [gTV]Karasuma_Akane pulls out her blackberry and texts ________ in the futrue as to what's happening
[17:06] <flame_SNIPER> Wait you're not calling HER are you.
[17:06] <Mizunomics01> Oh god.
[17:06] *** flame_SNIPER [ofuda@toyoeiwa.ac.jp] has quit IRC (I don't have time for this.)
[17:06] *** Mizunomics01 [user001.securenet.05@mizunomics.co.jp] has quit IRC (The Internet is Life.)
[17:06] *** [gTV]C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@upperdeck.ginga.tv] has quit IRC (Kanigami no Tanima ^_~)
[17:07] *** Neo-Queen Serenity has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:07] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Neo-Queen Serenity
[17:07] <Neo-Queen Serenity> - MAMO-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN -
[17:07] <Chiba_M> o shi
[17:08] * Neo-Queen Serenity stalks into the middle of the room, huffing and puffing
[17:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Exercise you lazy f[BLEEP]k
[17:08] <Neo-Queen Serenity> .....................................
[17:08] * Neo-Queen Serenity WHIPS out the Ginzuishou and--
[17:09] <// J_Daito //> SERENITY WAIT! WAIT!
[17:09] <Neo-Queen Serenity> - Jedite -
[17:09] * // J_Daito // kneels before the sovereign of the future. "May I have your ear:"
[17:09] <Neo-Queen Serenity> You may speak to us.
[17:10] * // J_Daito // whispers something to the queen and points to Ten'ou.
[17:10] * Neo-Queen Serenity looks over at Haruka.
[17:10] <Neo-Queen Serenity> A AHAHAHHAHAHAHA. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
[17:10] <Neo-Queen Serenity> We are most amused, Jedite. MOST amused.
[17:11] * Neo-Queen Serenity HITS Haruka with a blast from the Ginzuishou
[17:11] * @SpeedRcrX didn't FEEL S[BLEEP]T.
[17:11] <Neo-Queen Serenity> Oh, you will. You will. TEE HEEE HAHAHAHAAHHAAH
[17:12] <Neo-Queen Serenity> And as for YOU, Mamoru!
[17:12] * Neo-Queen Serenity HURLS the Ginzuishiu at his CROTCH
[17:12] <Chiba_M> OH GOD MY NUTS
[17:13] * Neo-Queen Serenity drags Mamoru off by the ear and takes back her crystal
[17:13] *** Neo-Queen Serenity has left #suburbansenshi2 (We wish you a happy new year.... and Haruka... AHAHAHAHAHAHA)
[17:13] *** Chiba_M [chibamamoru@docomo.ne.jp] has quit IRC (*toothglint*)
[17:14] * // J_Daito // is away: tonight... my ultimate triumph.... #villains-united will score its historic goal
[17:15] *** Mizunomics01 [user001.securenet.05@mizunomics.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:15] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Mizunomics01
[17:15] <Mizunomics01> Is she gone?
[17:15] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> For now.
[17:15] * Mizunomics01 tells the others
[17:15] *** flame_SNIPER [ofuda@toyoeiwa.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:15] <@spiritflame> Irasshai flame_SNIPER
[17:15] *** [gTV]C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@upperdeck.ginga.tv] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:15] <@spiritflame> Irasshai [gTV]C'est_la_V
[17:18] * Mizunomics01 has Haruka-san scanned
[17:19] * @SpeedRcrX is not pregnant. There's a bit of unusual brain activity but that's it.
[17:20] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Unusual brain activity?
[17:20] <Mdm_Maestro> As in her brain is active?
[17:20] * @SpeedRcrX GLARES at Michi... god she's hot.
[17:21] * Mdm_Maestro is away: no. No angry sex, stop trying.
[17:22] * @SpeedRcrX knocks back a beer, you people suck
[17:25] * @SpeedRcrX is away: i need to write...
[18:57] * // J_Daito // is back
[18:58] <@spiritflame> five hours left in the year
[18:59] * // J_Daito // laughs darkly
[18:59] * The Actuary snaps out of her meditation
[19:00] <The Actuary> I sense a great disturbance in the Force... as if a million voices screamed out "WTF" in unison and then went silent all at once
[19:00] <// J_Daito //> That will be the sound of my victory.
[19:04] <@SpeedRcrX> Dammit Jed you're a hundred thousand years too early to beat me
[19:05] <GERMATOID> DECK THE HALLS WITH EGG OF DAIMON LALALALALA LALALAAA
[19:06] <FireFly_9> Papa that's a Christmas song
[19:07] <GERMATOID> CHRISTMAS, NEW YEAR, I'M THE GUY WITH THE PARTY! MUAHAHAHAHAHA
[19:13] * // J_Daito // cackles
[19:14] <flame_SNIPER> Jedite what the hell have you done.
[19:15] <// J_Daito //> Before this night is out I will be known as the man who changed everything.
[19:15] <flame_SNIPER> You mean as opposed to "that A[BLEEP]le"
[19:16] <// J_Daito //> Tonight is the night #villains-united makes its ULTIMATE mark
[19:16] <GERMATOID> SEE I'M GLAD I LEFT ALL THAT BEHIND AND FINISHED MY B[BLEEP]CHES 5
[19:16] <// J_Daito //> Oh Souichi. Souichi Souichi Souichi.
[19:17] <// J_Daito //> You shall see.
[19:18] * The Actuary stares at Jedite warily
[19:18] <@SpeedRcrX> People. Jed is bluffing.
[19:19] <@SpeedRcrX> Just because he got Queen Serenity to shoot me in the head with ooh *shakes hands* magical powerz doesn't mean S[BLEEP]T
[19:19] <@SpeedRcrX> I have lit my own farts.
[19:20] <flame_SNIPER> OMG TMI
[19:20] <Mizunomics01> Like you couldn't have guessed that.
[19:20] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Suburban Senshi: I have lit my own farts.
[19:21] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Wow that sums it up right there.
[19:22] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Jedite...
[19:24] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> You are all getting one year close to death
[19:25] <flame_SNIPER> Yay, death.
[19:25] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> yes yay ;}
[19:27] * [gTV]Karasuma_Akane is watching newsfeeds from around the planet
[19:27] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> It's fun to watch drunken people on the other side of the globe
[19:27] <Mdm_Maestro> Who needs to go that far when Haruka is right here
[19:28] <@SpeedRcrX> Shut up... you sexy goddess you
[19:29] <Mdm_Maestro> I do too. You've been trying to get angry sex all day.
[19:29] <@SpeedRcrX> I know are you ready?
[19:29] <Mdm_Maestro> NO.
[19:29] <@SpeedRcrX> GAWD DAMMIT
[19:30] * Mdm_Maestro is away: Honestly!
[19:31] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm just as badass as I ever was
[19:32] <@SpeedRcrX> I'
[19:32] * @SpeedRcrX stands up and the badass uranus neptune pluto music plays
[19:34] * @SpeedRcrX is away: washroom
[19:34] <Mizunomics01> Why is she telling us this
[19:34] <@SpeedRcrX> OKAY I'M STILL A GIRL
[19:34] <flame_SNIPER> ::facepalm
[19:35] * setsy_meiou hobbles in
[19:36] * setsy_meiou sits slowly on a sofa
[19:36] <setsy_meiou> ^________________________________________________________^
[19:37] <GERMATOID> ^_____________________________________________________________^
[19:37] <FireFly_9> Ugh.
[19:38] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> They were rutting.
[19:38] <setsy_meiou> ^_______________________________________________^ silence impertinent child
[19:39] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Or what You'll smack with with your big ass key? Oh. You don't HAVE one anymore.
[19:41] * Reverend_H is away: i stole a red envelope from a kid and used it to buy love yo
[19:44] <IrnChef_Jovian> /em has laden 4 long buffet tables with food
[19:45] * @SpeedRcrX starts to eat
[19:46] * psYchO_saKi doesn't need to eat so starts shooting targets at the end of the hall
[19:58] * Souldier drools over that Minako picture.....again.
[19:58] * @Dr_Xadium hugs Mina defensively
[19:58] <flame_SNIPER> Aww he's jealous
[19:59] * =^catablanca^= is now known as Karaoke_Cat
[19:59] * Souldier still thinks Ami is hotter....but damn it.
[20:00] <Karaoke_Cat> Can anybody find me somebody to love?
[20:00] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Ami-chan hotter than ME hahahahah
[20:01] <Mizunomics01> It is not inconcievable :P
[20:01] <Karaoke_Cat> Each morning I get up I die a little
[20:01] <Karaoke_Cat> Can barely stand on my feet
[20:01] <Karaoke_Cat> Take a look in the mirror and cry
[20:01] * Souldier re-iterates"Like I said though... that better have been a cold one..."
[20:01] <Karaoke_Cat> Lord what you're doing to me
[20:02] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> mmmm it started cold and got... caliente~
[20:02] * @Dr_Xadium coughs
[20:02] <Karaoke_Cat> I have spent all my years in believing you
[20:02] <Karaoke_Cat> But I just can't get no relief, Lord!
[20:02] <Karaoke_Cat> Somebody, somebody
[20:02] <Karaoke_Cat> Can anybody find me somebody to love?
[20:03] <flame_SNIPER> Artemis you sing like a dying cat
[20:03] <Souldier> Pero cuales de ellas es la que tiene la mejor "pechonalidad" (But which one has the better "Chestinality")
[20:03] * [gTV]C'est_la_V points to herself
[20:03] <Mizunomics01> .... That's because you feed on JUNK FOOD.
[20:05] <Mizunomics01> the majority of the female breast is composed of connective tissue, i.e., adipose tissue (fat) and Cooper's ligaments.
[20:05] <Mizunomics01> You, my dear, are ADIPOSE.
[20:06] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> HEY!
[20:06] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Don;t go down this road Ami-chan.
[20:06] <Mizunomics01> Or what.
[20:09] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> http://ruinedmap.org/ami1.jpg <-- ami trying to fill out a dress
[20:10] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> http://www.suburbansenshi.com/wallpaper/165.jpg <-- me filling oput a dress
[20:11] <Mizunomics01> LOOK. You're married which means you get more bloodlflow there. You eat more, you have more fat there. YOU ARE APHRODITE.
[20:11] * [gTV]C'est_la_V nodnods proudly.
[20:12] <@Shaldra Darkness> What are you arguing about now.
[20:13] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> We aren't arguing, I was just educating Ami-chan.
[20:15] * IrnChef_Jovian still has the most talent
[20:15] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> YOU STUFF
[20:15] <IrnChef_Jovian> It's JUST TO REDUCE FRICTION
[20:16] * IrnChef_Jovian is still bigger than you minako-chan
[20:16] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> by 2 mm :P
[20:16] <IrnChef_Jovian> Stop bulls[BLEEP]tting
[20:16] <flame_SNIPER> WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS ARGUMENT
[20:17] * Silicon Momoko is a luxuriant DD
[20:17] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> You LEAK.
[20:17] <Silicon Momoko> Shut up/
[20:17] <flame_SNIPER> How the HELL do you walk anyway.
[20:18] <Silicon Momoko> Wouldn't you like to know
[20:19] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> My god they're 20somethings and they still argue like teens.
[20:23] * Suu looks at everyone expectantly, holding her otoshidama rather prominently in her hand
[20:23] <flame_SNIPER> LOL she wants money.
[20:23] <flame_SNIPER> Haruka-san
[20:23] <@SpeedRcrX> Yo
[20:24] <flame_SNIPER> Cover us will you
[20:24] <@SpeedRcrX> WHAT
[20:24] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Domo Haruka-san! :D
[20:24] <@SpeedRcrX> H-Hey...
[20:24] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Yes, thanks! *bows*
[20:25] <@SpeedRcrX> motherf[BLEEP]k..
[20:25] * @SpeedRcrX whips out her wallet and pulls out a s[BLEEP]tload of bills
[20:26] * @SpeedRcrX puts in a red.... thing.
[20:26] <Suu> Yay! More card money!
[20:26] <@SpeedRcrX> There must be half a million yen in that pans... err lace hanky.
[20:30] * // J_Daito // decides to unleash his triumph in an hour
[20:31] <IrnChef_Jovian> Jedite don't unleash your things in public
[20:32] <// J_Daito //> Button it Knockers no Senshi
[20:32] <IrnChef_Jovian> Wanna say that to my FIST
[20:33] * Karaoke_Cat is alughing his ass off, because he's soooo druuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkk gyakakakakakakakakakakaka
[20:37] <setsy_meiou> oh souichi i want to die dreaming
[20:37] * GERMATOID is away: CLOSET
[20:38] * setsy_meiou is away: closet
[20:38] <Karaoke_Cat> gyakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka
[20:38] * // J_Daito // picks up the little cat by the tail
[20:39] * Karaoke_Cat BITES Jedite on the hand
[20:39] * // J_Daito // shakes
[20:40] * @SpeedRcrX BIONIC LEAPS to the booze table and rescues the liquor for HERSELF
[20:41] * @SpeedRcrX is already too drink to IRC correctly
[20:41] * // J_Daito // makes Ten'ou sign something
[20:42] * // J_Daito // cuts a check
[20:49] <@Dr. X> It hasn't been that bad of a year, has it?
[20:50] <// J_Daito //> Speak fopr yourself I spent months frozen in ICE.
[20:50] <@SpeedRcrX> We missed you man T_T
[20:50] <// J_Daito //> Be man Ten'ou
[20:51] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Dattebayo! :D
[20:52] * [gTV]C'est_la_V serves egg nog to all who want!
[20:57] * // J_Daito // checks his dark chronometer
[20:58] <// J_Daito //> 33 minutes to my DARK REVELATION
[21:00] <// J_Daito //> The ultimate strategem to bring #Villains-United its most crippling victory
[21:07] <// J_Daito //> You can't remember what you did this afternoon can you Ten'ou
[21:07] <@SpeedRcrX> So I never can when Beer's involved.
[21:08] <@SpeedRcrX> And serenity did hit me in the head hard ><
[21:10] * Mizunomics01 drinks some seltzer water
[21:15] <// J_Daito //> 16 minutes now.
[21:18] <// J_Daito //> 12 minutes
[21:20] <Karaoke_Cat> What starts with f and ends with uck? A fire truck!
[21:20] <Karaoke_Cat> If you see Kay
[21:20] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> OK Artemis you need to go home~
[21:22] <Karaoke_Cat> Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[21:23] * Karaoke_Cat starts a dance
[21:30] * // J_Daito // claps politely looking at his watch
[21:30] <// J_Daito //> Yes yes. Moving on,
[21:31] <// J_Daito //> TEN'OU HARUKA.
[21:31] <@SpeedRcrX> WHAT.
[21:32] <// J_Daito //> Now is the moment of my ultimate triumph over you.
[21:32] <@SpeedRcrX> So you keep saying.
[21:32] * // J_Daito // smirks.
[21:33] <// J_Daito //> I have laid the ground work for this for months, Ten'ou.
[21:33] <// J_Daito //> Making sure you were in the right place at the right time, feeling certain pangs.
[21:33] <// J_Daito //> I thought to myself, how best could I DESTROY you.
[21:34] <// J_Daito //> YOU, a free spirited wanton loose slob who lives her life like a bad Bon Jovi AMV.
[21:34] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[21:35] <// J_Daito //> And then it hit me. So I laid the foundations. And waited until you were weak and vulnerable.
[21:35] <@SpeedRcrX> B[BLEEP]ch NOTHING HAPPENED.
[21:35] <// J_Daito //> Oh really. Then what were you doing this afternoon after Neo-Queen Serenity hit you?
[21:36] <@SpeedRcrX> <_< I can't say that here
[21:36] <// J_Daito //> AFTER THAT YOU MORON
[21:36] <@SpeedRcrX> I duuno man it's all a haze
[21:37] <// J_Daito //> You put your seal... TO THIS
[21:37] <@SpeedRcrX> What. WHAT.
[21:37] <@SpeedRcrX> I don't recall this.... I DON'T RECALL
[21:38] <Mdm_Maestro> O HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
[21:38] * Mdm_Maestro KISSES Haruka
[21:38] <@SpeedRcrX> mmmghghgghghgghffff ♡ *flail*
[21:39] <// J_Daito //> Yes.... independent no more. Your days of freedom ARE ENDED
[21:40] <Mdm_Maestro> Our wedding will be elegant. Advanced. SUPREME.
[21:41] *** Mdm_Maestro [SeaGoddess@art1.perfectco.co.jp] has quit IRC (O HOHOHOHOHHOHO)
[21:41] * @SpeedRcrX struggles to breathe
[21:41] <@SpeedRcrX> what...
[21:42] <// J_Daito //> HAHAHAHA.. No more running. No more hiding. No more stalling.
[21:42] <// J_Daito //> Serenity got in your brain and made you fill everything else out all nice and legal.
[21:42] <// J_Daito //> Come February 17th you will be loser and wife.
[21:43] * @SpeedRcrX pales. Just pales.
[21:43] <True Blue> dude... that is either the most evil or most brillant thing I've ever seen/heard
[21:43] <// J_Daito //> Thank you my good man
[21:44] <@SpeedRcrX> god dammit god dammit how did this happen
[21:45] <@SpeedRcrX> this isn't happening man, this isn't happening
[21:46] <// J_Daito //> She'll make you behave. And stop ogling women. And CLEAN YOUR ROOM.
[21:46] * @SpeedRcrX feels her damn arteries constricting
[21:46] <// J_Daito //> And you'll have to EAT WHAT SHE GIVES YOU
[21:47] * @SpeedRcrX keels over on her back looking up so weak
[21:47] <// J_Daito //> See for some people, Marriage is wonderful and fun.
[21:48] <// J_Daito //> But you... who likes to be free like the wind...
[21:48] <@SpeedRcrX> god dammit s[BLEEP]t the f[BLEEP]k up man
[21:51] <// J_Daito //> You will feel real ultimate pain!
[21:54] <@SpeedRcrX> oh god kill me
[21:54] <@SpeedRcrX> kill me kill mekill mekill mekill mekill me
[21:56] <@SpeedRcrX> kill me motherf[BLEEP]ker! [21:56] *** Disconnected
[15:33] *** Sun Dec 31 2006 - LOGGING END ***




 






ami is waaaaaaayyyy hotter than minako for SURE.
blue haiiir. BLUE HAIR! thats hot.

and congratulations to the happy couple!

not-so-new-newbie • 01/02/07 05:48pm

*throws back his head and laughs Tomoe-style* That is a masterstroke, Jedite! I bow to your deviousness; as always, your style is impeccable. :D

Archangel • 01/02/07 02:32pm



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