Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1112: “Christmas Bonus”
#1112: “Christmas Bonus”


[04:59] *** Tue Dec 26 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[04:59] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi3
[04:59] *** Topic is - Channelwar: Tactical Assault -
[04:59] *** Set by @spiritflame on Tue Dec 26 04:59 2006

[05:00] * GERMATOID STANDS OUTSIDE AINO HOUSE
[05:00] * GERMATOID 'S GLASSES GLEAM IN THE BRIGHT MOONLIGHT, HIS CRIMSON GRIN CUTTING INTO THE NIGHT
[05:01] * GERMATOID PULLS OUT AN ELECTRIC LOCKPICK GUN AND JAMS IT INTO THE LOCK, POPPING THE TUMBLERS
[05:01] * GERMATOID WALKS IN, WHITE LAB COAT SWIRLING AROUND HIM JOHN WOO STYLE
[05:02] * GERMATOID GENTLY LOCKS THE DOOR BEHIND HIM. HE MUST FIND HIS PREY
[05:02] * GERMATOID LOOKS AROUND, HIS GENETICALLY ENHANCED SUPERHUMAN EYESIGHT LETTING HIM SEE IN THE NIGHT
[05:03] * GERMATOID SPIES ARTEMIS ASLEEP ON A CUSHION IN FRONT OF THE TV, BAGS OF OPEN SNACKS AROUND HIM
[05:04] * GERMATOID SEES MAKOTO, MINAKO AND REI SLUMPED ON THE COUCH IN FRONT OF THE SOFA, HEADS LOLLED BACK, DROOLING IN THEIR SLEEP, APPARENTLY THEY HAD BEEN WATCHING MOVIES
[05:04] * =^catablanca^= 's ears perk up
[05:04] * =^catablanca^= slowly wakes
[05:04] <=^catablanca^=> Huh... wha...
[05:05] * GERMATOID WASTES NO TIME, AND DROPS THREE GAS FILLED BALLS
[05:05] * =^catablanca^= is overcome by sleeping gas, and passes out
[05:06] * GERMATOID LOOKS AROUND AND SEES THE DOOR WHICH LEADS TO THE BASEMENT LAB BELONGING TO MIZUNO AMI
[05:07] * GERMATOID SEES THE ELECTRONIC LOCK, AND CHUCKLES TO HIMSELF AS HE JUST PULLS IT OUT OF THE DOOR, SHOVING THE SLAB OF STEEL ASIDE
[05:07] * GERMATOID MAKES HIS WAY DOWN THE STAIRS, INADVERTENTLY TRIPPING A LASER BEAM
[05:07] *** lights click on
[05:07] *** Mizunomics01 [user001.securenet.05@mizunomics.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[05:07] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> Greetings Mizunomics01
[05:08] <Mizunomics01> So... Tomoe-hakase, you've come to recruit me into the B[BLEEP]ches 5, eh?
[05:08] <GERMATOID> THAT'S RIGHT! MUAHAHAHAHAH
[05:08] <Mizunomics01> I do hate to be rude, however.. the odds of you succeeding are...
[05:09] * Mizunomics01 climbs into a suit of Gundanium Power Armor
[05:09] <Mizunomics01> Approximately 6,5434 to 1 against.
[05:09] * Mizunomics01 is now known as Power_Ami
[05:10] * GERMATOID ADJUSTS HIS GLASSES
[05:10] ☼ Scouter indicates Power_Ami has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[05:10] <GERMATOID> CONSIDER THIS A HOSTILE TAKEOVER, AMI-KUN
[05:11] * GERMATOID REMOVES HIS LAB COAT, AND FLEXES HIS CHEST MUSCLES, WHICH RIP THROUGH HIS SHIRT, LEAVING ONLY TATTERS AND A TIE AROUND CHISELED- PITCH BLACK PECTORALS
[05:11] ☼ Scouter indicates GERMATOID has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[05:11] <Power_Ami> Hmph. What match are you for my science?
[05:25] * GERMATOID FLIPS A COIN IN THE AIR
[05:27] * Power_Ami locks onto the coin
[05:28] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: GERMATOID FLICKS 5 DIAMON SEEDS OUT FROM HIS PANTS POCKET INTO EACH LIMB OF THE POWER SUIT (-500 MP)
[05:28] [570 HP / 1508 MP ] Power_Ami has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (430 damage)
[05:29] * Power_Ami 's suit explodes off of her as it gets possessed by the 5 diamons, each of whom fly away in a different direction
[05:30] * Power_Ami lies on the ground, stunned, in shock, battered
[05:30] <GERMATOID> JOIN ME
[05:30] <Power_Ami> N..Never...
[05:31] <GERMATOID> THEN GET UP AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[05:32] * Power_Ami staggers to her feet
[05:32] <Power_Ami> You'll regret that...
[05:32] [570 HP / 1008 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Power_Ami grabs her gundam's beam sabre and plunges it into tomoe's chest (-500 MP)
[05:32] [825 HP / 1014 MP ] GERMATOID has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (175 damage)
[05:33] * GERMATOID SKIDS BACL, IMPALED BY THE GREEN ENERGY BEAM, BLINKING AND LOOKING DOWN AT IT
[05:33] <Power_Ami> What are you going to do now, Tomoe? Hmm?!
[05:34] [825 HP / 514 MP] SPECIAL ATK: GERMATOID PULLS OUT A FLASK OF TASTY COFFEE AND POURS IT DOWN MIZUNO'S SHIRT(-500 MP)
[05:34] [9 HP / 1056 MP ] Power_Ami has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (561 damage)
[05:34] * Power_Ami SCREAMS in AGONY
[05:35] <GERMATOID> CAUTION! COFFEE IS HOT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
[05:35] <Power_Ami> You... ba[BLEEP]rd....
[05:35] * GERMATOID HAULS AMI TO HER FEET
[05:35] <GERMATOID> JOIN THE B[BLEEP]CHES 5. IT IS YOUR DESTINY!!
[05:36] [9 HP / 556 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Power_Ami shabon spray freezing...to tomoe's crotch (-500 MP)
[05:36] [425 HP / 576 MP ] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (400 damage)
[05:36] * GERMATOID GOES DOWN, CLUTCHING HIS NETHERS IN SUPERHUMAN AMOUNTS OF PAIN
[05:37] * Power_Ami doesn't wait, and grabs a flask of sulfuric acid
[05:38] [9 HP / 56 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Power_Ami hurls the flask at the professor (-500 MP)
[05:38] [96 HP / 577 MP ] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (329 damage)
[05:38] * GERMATOID SCREAMS OUT, FLESH BOILING OFF IN BLACK WISPS
[05:39] <GERMATOID> I COULD FINISH YOU RIGHT NOW LITTLE GIRL
[05:39] <Power_Ami> Oh no you can't
[05:39] * Power_Ami pulls out a needle from her lab coat and jabs her arm
[05:39] ☼ Scouter indicates Power_Ami has HP level of 300!
[05:39] ☼ Scouter indicates Power_Ami has MP level of 600!
[05:40] <GERMATOID> ....
[05:40] <Power_Ami> A simple biological stimulant pack designed to promote maximal short term adrenal response in the body
[05:41] * GERMATOID CRACKS A DAIMON EGG AND SWALLOWS IT
[05:41] ☼ Scouter indicates GERMATOID has MP level of 600!
[05:41] ☼ Scouter indicates GERMATOID has HP level of 300!
[05:41] <Power_Ami> ...
[05:42] [300 HP / 575 MP] GERMATOID SLUGS AMI "BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE INCREDIBLE EDIBLE EGG! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAH!" (-25 MP)
[05:42] [266 HP / 639 MP] Power_Ami has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (34 damage)
[05:42] * Power_Ami goes flying back into a lab table
[05:42] [266 HP / 614 MP] Power_Ami hurls scapels off the table into the professor's face (-25 MP)
[05:42] [269 HP / 617 MP] GERMATOID has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (31 damage)
[05:43] * Power_Ami smirks darkly looking at the professor looking like a stuck porcupine
[05:44] [266 HP / 575 MP] Power_Ami grabs electrical leads and sticks them to the scalpels, inducing a high-amperage electrical charge into the professor (-39 MP)
[05:44] [269 HP / 625 MP] GERMATOID has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[05:44] * GERMATOID GRABS THE SCALPELS AND BURIES THEM IN AMI'S ARMS
[05:44] [266 HP / 578 MP] Power_Ami has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[05:45] * Power_Ami RIPS tghe bloodied scalpels from her aems and JAMMED them into Tomoe's again
[05:45] [232 HP / 637 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (37 damage)
[05:45] <GERMATOID> YOU'RE TOUGH... ><
[05:45] [266 HP / 576 MP] Power_Ami freezes tomoe's genitals and kicks them off swiftly (-2 MP)
[05:46] [212 HP / 649 MP] GERMATOID has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (20 damage)
[05:46] * GERMATOID SCREECHES AND CURLS UP IN THE CORNER
[05:46] [266 HP / 545 MP] Power_Ami boots tomoe into the wall (-31 MP)
[05:46] [179 HP / 665 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (33 damage)
[05:47] [266 HP / 530 MP] Power_Ami kicks him again, right though the wall into the adjoining lab (-15 MP)
[05:47] [142 HP / 692 MP] GERMATOID has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (37 damage)
[05:47] <Power_Ami> This. ends. now.
[05:47] [266 HP / 500 MP] Power_Ami grabs a hacksaw and hacks off an arm (-30 MP)
[05:47] [132 HP / 709 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (10 damage)
[05:48] * GERMATOID LETS OUT THE MOST HELLISH SCREAM IMAGINABLE
[05:48] <Power_Ami> Don't worry, I'm a doctor. This won't hurt... much
[05:48] [266 HP / 478 MP] Power_Ami subjects tomoe to a colonoscopy using a lead pipe (-22 MP)
[05:49] [132 HP / 718 MP] GERMATOID has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[05:49] <Power_Ami> ...............................................
[05:49] [220 HP / 508 MP] Power_Ami has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (46 damage)
[05:49] * Power_Ami takes a lead pipe.... in an inconvenient place ><
[05:50] * GERMATOID STAGGERS TO HIS FEET AND CLAMPS ON THE ELECTRODES TO THE PIPE
[05:50] <Power_Ami> N... no wait...
[05:51] [132 HP / 218 MP] SPECIAL ATK: GERMATOID SWITCHES THE POWER ON! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (-500 MP)
[05:51] [202 HP / 515 MP ] Power_Ami has BLOCKED a special attack! (18 damage)
[05:51] * Power_Ami has faced such power surge malfuctions before!
[05:51] <GERMATOID> ... WHAT
[05:52] [202 HP / 15 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Power_Ami SLAMS tomoe in the skull with the pipe (-500 MP)
[05:52] [114 HP / 228 MP ] GERMATOID has BLOCKED a special attack! (18 damage)
[05:53] * GERMATOID CATCHES THE PIPE WITH ONE HAND "NO REALLY I WANT TO KNOW, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN"
[05:53] * Power_Ami turns beet red "silence!"
[05:53] [202 HP / 40 MP] Power_Ami assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[05:53] [114 HP / 292 MP] GERMATOID assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[05:53] <Power_Ami> ...
[05:54] [202 HP / 52 MP] Power_Ami assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[05:54] * GERMATOID WILL BUILD THE POWER BEFORE YOU... SURRENDER NOW
[05:54] [114 HP / 349 MP] GERMATOID assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[05:54] [202 HP / 78 MP] Power_Ami assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[05:54] <Power_Ami> I will fight you to my last breath
[05:54] [114 HP / 416 MP] GERMATOID assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[05:55] [202 HP / 74 MP] Power_Ami kicks you in the crotch, her only option is to weaken you before you can level >< (-4 MP)
[05:55] [83 HP / 424 MP] GERMATOID has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (31 damage)
[05:55] * GERMATOID CRASHES TO THE GROUND
[05:56] * Power_Ami smirks, she has you now
[05:56] [202 HP / 51 MP] Power_Ami rams the tube back up your colon (-23 MP)
[05:56] [57 HP / 437 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (26 damage)
[05:56] [202 HP / 24 MP] Power_Ami introduces a lab rat into the pipe (-27 MP)
[05:56] [57 HP / 442 MP] GERMATOID has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[05:57] * GERMATOID PULLS THE PIPEL BACK OUT IN THE NICK OF TIME
[05:57] [57 HP / 477 MP] GERMATOID assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[05:57] <Power_Ami> Unwise, old man
[05:57] [202 HP / -9 MP] Power_Ami punches you OUT OF MANA - ATTACK FAILS! (-33 MP)
[05:57] <GERMATOID> ORLY
[05:57] <Power_Ami> .... blast
[05:57] [57 HP / 520 MP] GERMATOID assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[05:58] [202 HP / 43 MP] Power_Ami assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[05:59] [57 HP / 20 MP] SPECIAL ATK: GERMATOID WALKS OVER TO AMI PUTS A DAIMON SEED IN HIS MOUTH, CRACKING IT BETWEEN HIS TEETH, AND THEN GIVING HER A DEEP KISS EN FRANCAIS~ (-500 MP)
[05:59] <Power_Ami> O_O
[05:59] [-41 HP/ 53 MP] Power_Ami has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (243 damage)
[05:59] Power_Ami has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[06:00] * Power_Ami 's body shakes and spasms as the daimon erupts inside her, then flies out through various exits. It is a sensation of ultimate pleasure and terror that decimates the core of her mind. she knows the true meaning of ph33r.
[06:00] * Power_Ami is now known as Mizunomics01
[06:01] * GERMATOID STANDS AND SLOWLY REGENERATES HIS BODY, DONNING HIS LAB COAT AND DROPPING A TOMOE RESEARCH LABS BUSINESS CARD ON HER STILL SPASMING BODY
[06:02] <GERMATOID> YOU'RE 1000 YEARS TOO EARLY FOR ME, KIDDO
[06:02] * GERMATOID SLOWLY TURNS AND WALKS OUT
[06:02] *** GERMATOID [MADPROF@ip667.m2net.ips.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi3 (MERGER TALKS, SUCCESSFUL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
[06:03] *** Disconnected
[06:03] *** Tue Dec 26 2006 - LOGGING END ***




 






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• 01/24/12 07:26pm

Who would have thought... glad I didn't bet on that match

Jupiter Knight • 12/27/06 09:00pm

"Power_Ami has faced such power surge malfuctions before!"

ROFL

not-so-new-newbie • 12/26/06 06:58pm

An amusing battle, but Ami should have finished him while she had the chance. Now it looks like Darkury has returned. d..^_^..b

Solarchos [e-mail] • 12/26/06 06:20pm

*applauds* Very well done, Tomoe-sensei. Very well done, indeed.

Archangel • 12/26/06 11:52am



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