Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1081: “Hello again my old friend... (!)”
#1081: “Hello again my old friend... (!)”
[11:45] *** Mon Nov 06 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[11:45] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[11:45] *** Topic is - Welcome to the new old style -
[11:45] *** Set by @Dr_Xadium on Mon Nov 06 11:45 2006
[20:10] *** // KuNZiT3 // [email@example.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:10] <@spiritflame> Irasshai // KuNZiT3 //
[20:10] * // KuNZiT3 // 's hari has been cut and dyed blonde
[20:10] * David O`Cain snickers
[20:10] * // KuNZiT3 // has had his uniform buttoned up
[20:11] <// KuNZiT3 //> shut up
[20:11] <@SpeedRcrX> CHANGE YOUR NICK
[20:11] <// KuNZiT3 //> NO
[20:11] <@SpeedRcrX> CHANGE IT b[BLEEP]ch
[20:11] <// KuNZiT3 //> YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
[20:12] * @SpeedRcrX kicks the s[BLEEP]t out of KUNZITE
[20:12] <Solarchos> Haruka, what the hell are you up to now?
[20:12] * // KuNZiT3 // is now known as // J_DAiT0 //
[20:12] <// J_DAiT0 //> T_T
[20:12] <starcat> =O
[20:12] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm gonna get jed back
[20:12] <// J_DAiT0 //> im not jedite
[20:13] <@SpeedRcrX> I WILL REMAKE YOU IN HIS IMAGE
[20:13] <David O`Cain> Oh my god! XD
[20:13] <Michael Dembeck> She's the man in the relationship!
[20:13] *** Mew [MJestee@node052571.torchwood.org.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:13] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Mew
[20:13] * Mew stops like... right at the door
[20:14] <Mew> W.T.F.
[20:14] <// J_DAiT0 //> YOU THERE CAT THING SAVE ME
[20:14] <@SpeedRcrX> JEDITE WOULD NEVER CRY FOR HELP
[20:14] <// J_DAiT0 //> T__________________T
[20:14] <Mew> .... huh
[20:14] <starcat> Jedite also wouldn't cry.
[20:15] * @SpeedRcrX b[BLEEP]chsmacks and b[BLEEP]chsmacks and b[BLEEP]chsmacks some more
[20:15] <Solarchos> Haruka...Jedite's gone. He ain't here no more. You've gotta move on.
[20:15] <Mew> I am.. not going to ask
[20:15] * // J_DAiT0 // curls up in a small quivering ball
[20:15] * David O`Cain tosses Haruka a pimp cane, "Here, smack him around with this."
[20:15] * @SpeedRcrX looks over at Sol
[20:15] <@SpeedRcrX> no man.. no... you're lying...
[20:15] <@SpeedRcrX> I'll bring him back...
[20:16] <@SpeedRcrX> I'LL BRING HIM BACK
[20:16] <Azure> Haruka... why don't you go *find* the real Jedite?
[20:16] <starcat> That's like saying "All right, the world's cacao bean supply has been depleted, you'll have to make do with s[BLEEP]t instead of chocolate."
[20:16] * @SpeedRcrX grabs the pimp can and WAILS on KUNZITE
[20:16] <Solarchos> Haruka - What do you NEED Jedite for anyway? You're the motherf[BLEEP]king Haruka b[BLEEP]ch!
[20:16] <// J_DAiT0 //> AAAHHHA AAAAAHHHH GODD NOO IT'S ONLY GOOD WHEN ZOISITE HITS ME THAT WAY
[20:16] <@SpeedRcrX> JEDITE WAS MY BUDDY AND I'LL BRING HIM BACK
[20:17] * @SpeedRcrX bludgeons mercilessly
[20:17] <David O`Cain> f[BLEEP]k HIM UP WITH THAT PIMP CANE!
[20:17] * @SpeedRcrX f[BLEEP]kS HIM UP
[20:17] <Mew> y'know beating on Kunzite won't bring Jedite back any quicker
[20:17] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh YEAH Jestee?
[20:17] <@SpeedRcrX> Check it
[20:18] <Solarchos> Haruka...how is putting Kunzite in the ICU at Tokyo General Hospital going to accomplish that? I mean, it's entertaining to see and all, but kinda counterproductive in the long-run.
[20:18] <@SpeedRcrX> YOU THERE WHAT'S YOUR NAME
[20:18] <// J_DAiT0 //> J.. Jedite...
[20:18] <@SpeedRcrX> SEE! SEE
[20:18] <Mew> But it's not Jedite. It's a guy who you forced to look like jedite
[20:18] <// J_DAiT0 //> my name is jedite and i am the asian comamnder
[20:18] <Mew> He doesn't act like Jedite
[20:19] <starcat> Yet.
[20:19] <Mew> I mean Jedite would not have let you beat on him, for one
[20:19] <@SpeedRcrX> No man it's him... you ever studied socrates
[20:19] <Solarchos> Haruka, you're obsessing.
[20:19] <@SpeedRcrX> he said we all know everything and it's in us and we just have to bring it to the surface
[20:19] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm bringing out the platonic form of Jedite in Kunzite's shell
[20:20] <@SpeedRcrX> with violence
[20:20] <Mew> 'Ruka's just pissed because she lost Michiru and Jedite in like the same week
[20:20] <Azure> Haruka, that's sounds like some form of metaphysics...
[20:20] <// J_DAiT0 //> I am jedite please don't hit me anymore
[20:20] <@SpeedRcrX> JEDITE doesn't Say PLEASE *WHACK*
[20:20] *** // J_DAiT0 // [firstname.lastname@example.org] has quit IRC (knocked out)
[20:21] <David O`Cain> Damn, he got knocked the f[BLEEP]k out.
[20:21] <Mew> So not Jedite
[20:21] * @SpeedRcrX shakes her head. Much, much work will have to be done
[20:21] * @SpeedRcrX drags the carcass down to Jedite's cave and drops hungry rats in there
[20:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Once he has learned to eat them then the transformation will truly begin
[20:22] <Kurisutaru> Jedite could've taken more of a beating than that
[20:22] <Mew> Whatever you say 'ruka
[20:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Strictly speaking this is a "pre jedite"
[20:23] <Michael Dembeck> KUNZITE AGE TWELZE!?
[20:23] <@SpeedRcrX> Like a Dark Pokemon he will have to evolve
[20:23] <@SpeedRcrX> To the fascist perfection that was Jedite I
[20:24] <Solarchos> Haruka...I think what you need right now is a beer. Many beers. You need to get totally plastered and start thinking straight.
[20:24] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh My Solarchos, I am sober. SO f[BLEEP]king sober. I see it ALL clearly now.
[20:24] * Kurisutaru gives Haruka a KEG of beer XD
[20:24] * Mew beers 'ruka
[20:25] * @SpeedRcrX ... shuns the alcoholic bliss
[20:25] <Mew> I'm impressed
[20:25] <@SpeedRcrX> I must be pure for the Work that lies Ahead.
[20:25] <Mew> And somewhat frightened
[20:25] <Michael Dembeck> When Haruka is sober, nations die.
[20:25] <@SpeedRcrX> Yes... Yes... fromt he broken skin of that Fabio wannabe, the hard cold Jedite of old will be reborn.
[20:26] <Solarchos> I think Haruka's going to totally botch this and Kunzite's going to snap and go postal. Just like Hotaru in that toilet-costume.
[20:26] * @SpeedRcrX is away: So let it be written so let it be done
[20:26] *** Disconnected
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