Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1073: “Guest Entry: Subsonic IRC”
#1073: “Guest Entry: Subsonic IRC”


[00:35] *** Thu Oct 26 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[00:35] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi

[00:36] <@SpeedRcrX> Today we've got a guest IRC log from Dooky, set in the Sonic the Hedgehog Universe
[00:36] <@SpeedRcrX> but before we get to that
[00:36] <@SpeedRcrX> Everybody's been showing off their halloween costumes and frankly their sucks ass
[00:36] <@SpeedRcrX> So now I'm going to share with the world my badass costume


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[00:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Isn't it badass? I'm gonna be the next WWE Superstar with this s[BLEEP]t
[00:37] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Better look out, Batman
[00:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Hells yeah
[00:38] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> This halloween, the love-child of the Joker, the Riddler and Mathew Lesko is out to get you
[00:38] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[00:38] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert is away: can you get any more gay than that
[00:39] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey what does beign gay have to do with anything
[00:39] <Mdm_Maestro> ...
[00:40] *** Mdm_Maestro [SeaGoddess@art1.perfectco.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Thank god I didn't marry you, the shame of it would kill me)
[00:40] <@SpeedRcrX> HEY WAIT
[00:40] * @SpeedRcrX is away: D: But I look so BAD
[00:40] <FireFly_9> Truer words were never spoken.
[00:40] *** Disconnected
[00:40] *** Thu Oct 26 2006 - LOGGING END ***

[00:41] *** And now for Dooky's Entry!
[07:29] *** Tue Oct 21 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[07:29] *** Now talking in #subsonic
[07:29] *** Topic is - Found the computer room! -

[07:29] <THE_EGGMAN> HEY TAILS
[07:29] <THE_EGGMAN> TAILS
[07:30] <@TailsTornado> What?
[07:30] <THE_EGGMAN> CAN I HAVE OPS?
[07:31] <@TailsTornado> No.
[07:31] <THE_EGGMAN> PLEASE
[07:31] <@TailsTornado> No.
[07:31] <THE_EGGMAN> :<
[07:31] <@TailsTornado> Why do you want ops anyway?
[07:32] <THE_EGGMAN> CONQUEST IS IN MY NATURE
[07:33] * Knux [emerald_guardian@angelisland.net] has joined #subsonic
[07:33] <@TailsTornado> Hi Knuckles.
[07:33] <Knux> Yo
[07:34] <THE_EGGMAN> HEY KNUCKLES
[07:34] <THE_EGGMAN> WANT TO HELP ME TAKE OVER THE CHANNEL?
[07:35] <Knux> ...
[07:35] <Knux> Why would I want to help you, Eggman?
[07:35] <THE_EGGMAN> BECAUSE TAILS HAS BEEN SECRETLY PLOTTING AGAINST YOU, THAT'S WHY
[07:35] <Knux> ... IS this true?
[07:36] <@TailsTornado> No, of course it isn't true. Eggman, knock it off. You know how gullible he is.
[07:36] <THE_EGGMAN> LOL, IT'S TRUE.
[07:36] <Knux> STFU! I'm not gullible!
[07:37] <THE_EGGMAN> HEY KNUCKLES, DID YOU KNOW SONIC IS GAY FOR YOU?
[07:38] <Knux> WTF?
[07:38] <Knux> Really?
[07:38] <THE_EGGMAN> YEAH
[07:39] <@TailsTornado> Damn, Eggman. That's low.
[07:39] <Knux> How long have yuo known this?
[07:40] * batgirl_007 [klepto@digitalcircuit.gov] has joined #subsonic
[07:40] <batgirl_007> Hey guys, have you seen this new trailer for Sonic Next Gen yet?
[07:40] <@TailsTornado> Hey.
[07:40] <@TailsTornado> Which one?
[07:41] <Knux> Rouge, is Sonic gay for me?
[07:41] <batgirl_007> Uh... what?
[07:41] <batgirl_007> Anyway, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPEFh-1cXU8 check it out.
[07:41] * @TailsTornado clicks.
[07:41] * THE_EGGMAN WILL INVESTIGATE!
[07:42] <@TailsTornado> That princess kind of looks like Yuna.
[07:42] <batgirl_007> keep watching.
[07:42] * AngstHog [flawless-existence@emonet.com] has joined #subsonic
[07:42] <batgirl_007> Hey, Shadow. You should look at this too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPEFh-1cXU8
[07:42] <@TailsTornado> Whoa... Eggman looks so... different.
[07:42] <THE_EGGMAN> I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT, BABY!!
[07:43] <@TailsTornado> The graphics seem pretty sweet. Are you watching this, Knuckles?
[07:43] <Knux> Meh, what's the point? All of the 3D Sonic games sucked, this will be no different
[07:43] <@TailsTornado> What? Granted, Heroes kind of sucked, but the others were good. I'm still dipping into SA2 on occasion.
[07:43] <Knux> That game is a glitchfest. Where the one enemy you can't defeat is the CAMERA.
[07:43] <Knux> Sega peaked with the 32X, IMO.
[07:43] <THE_EGGMAN> LOL 32X!
[07:43] <AngstHog> Knuckles is just bitter because he was stuck with the s[BLEEP]tty pseudo-hip hop soundtrack.
[07:44] <AngstHog> "Yo, dis is MC Knuckles in the house, word to yo' Mama, I be protectin' da Emeralds, y'all!"
[07:44] <Knux> ...
[07:44] <THE_EGGMAN> HAHAHA!
[07:44] <@TailsTornado> Well, that was a nice promo. Could've done with a bit more actual gameplay footage...
[07:44] <@TailsTornado> Wait, what's this extra bit?
[07:44] <@TailsTornado> O.O
[07:45] <THE_EGGMAN> ROFL @ SONIC & THE PRINCESS!!
[07:45] <@TailsTornado> That looks SO DAMN WEIRD.
[07:45] <THE_EGGMAN> SONIC AND THE PRINCESS SHARING A ROMANTIC MOMENT! HAHAHAHAHA! I SMELL A FASCINATING EXPERIMENT IN HUMAN/ANIMAL CROSSBREEDING!
[07:45] <@TailsTornado> I feel mildly nauseous.
[07:46] <batgirl_007> I know... I don't care how advanced these next gen consoles are... they still aren't going to make a story of hedgehog/human love any more believable.
[07:46] * AngstHog finishes watching.
[07:46] <AngstHog> Oh my God, that was sick. SICK.
[07:47] <THE_EGGMAN> YOU SAY THAT, SHADOW, BUT DIDN'T YOU HAVE THE HOTS FOR MY COUSIN BACK IN THE DAY?
[07:47] <Knux> Heh.
[07:47] <AngstHog> What? Hey, don't be revolting! Maria was a child.
[07:47] <THE_EGGMAN> OH WAIT, SO THAT MAKES IT MORE ACCEPTABLE DOES IT?
[07:48] <AngstHog> Shut up!
[07:48] * AngstHog looks pained and distant.
[07:48] <AngstHog> Maria...
[07:48] * AngstHog is away: Sitting alone and brooding.
[07:48] <@TailsTornado> ^_^;;
[07:48] <THE_EGGMAN> FOR SOMEONE WHO CLAIMS TO BE THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM, HE ISN'T VERY THICK-SKINNED.
[07:49] <batgirl_007> Ah, but the fangirls do love him so.
[07:49] <sweetrose> hey
[07:49] <THE_EGGMAN> SPEAKING OF WHICH...
[07:49] <batgirl_007> Oh hi Amy, you were lurking?
[07:49] <sweetrose> yeah
[07:50] <sweetrose> i saw the video
[07:50] <@TailsTornado> And?
[07:50] <sweetrose> it made me mad!!!!! >_<
[07:50] <sweetrose> my beloved sonic is cavortign with soem human floozy!!! acting all lovey-dovey and stuff! it should be me he's carrying through all that rubble!!
[07:50] <batgirl_007> Well, the main problem I had with it was that the idea of a human and a hedgehog in love is simply disturbing, regardless of context.
[07:50] <sweetrose> oh ya, that too
[07:51] <THE_EGGMAN> WELL I'M ALL FOR IMPROVED HUMAN-ANIMAL RELATIONS, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
[07:51] <THE_EGGMAN> I MEAN SEX.
[07:51] <batgirl_007> Uh... yikes.
[07:51] <sweetrose> lol eggman's a furry
[07:51] <sweetrose> im gonna tell everyone!
[07:51] <THE_EGGMAN> OH NOES, MY REPUTATION!
[07:52] <THE_EGGMAN> I MEAN, I'M ALREADY A BALD, MASSIVELY OBESE NERD BENT ON GLOBAL DOMINATION, BUT WITH THIS FURRY REVELATION, HOW WILL I BE ABLE TO SHOW MY FACE IN POLITE SOCIETY?
[07:52] <@TailsTornado> Heheh...
[07:52] <THE_EGGMAN> FACE IT, ANTHROPOMORPHIC WOMEN ARE HOT. LIKE ROUGE. ROUGE IS TOTALLY HOT. I'D DO ROUGE IN A HEARTBEAT.
[07:52] <batgirl_007> ...
[07:52] <batgirl_007> Oh Eggman, you charmer. _
[07:53] <THE_EGGMAN> AND VANILLA, REMEMBER HER?
[07:53] <sweetrose> you mean cream's mom?
[07:53] <batgirl_007> You kidnapped her in Sonic Advance 2, right?
[07:53] <THE_EGGMAN> YEAH, IT WAS MAINLY BECAUSE SHE WAS HOT AND I WANTED TO SEX HER UP.
[07:54] <batgirl_007> Right. That's a mental picture I could've done without.
[07:54] <THE_EGGMAN> I WAS SO CLOSE TO SCORING AS WELL. IF SONIC HADN'T SHOWN UP I'D DEFINITELY HAVE PORKED HER.
[07:54] <@TailsTornado> She was actually interested in you? I find that rather hard to believe.
[07:54] <THE_EGGMAN> SUCK IT UP, FOX BOY. THE FURRY LADIES CAN'T RESIST THE OLD EGGMAN CHARM.
[07:54] <batgirl_007> That being the charm of a man whose idea of courting involves kidnapping?
[07:54] <THE_EGGMAN> WHAT CAN I SAY, WOMEN LIKE A MAN WHO KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS
[07:55] <sweetrose> hey, i just thought of something
[07:55] <sweetrose> if you kidnaped vanilla because you loved her
[07:55] <sweetrose> then that must mean that the time you kidnaped me, you were in love with me!!!
[07:55] <THE_EGGMAN> GOOD GOD, NO
[07:55] <THE_EGGMAN> THAT WAS STRICTLY BUSINESS
[07:55] <sweetrose> ...
[07:55] <batgirl_007> LOL, denied, Amy!
[07:55] <sweetrose> but surely you cant deny, as time went on, you must have been jsut a little atracted to me??
[07:56] <THE_EGGMAN> NOT A CHANCE. COME BACK WHEN YOU'VE GOT SOME BOOBS AND WE'LL TALK.
[07:56] * @TailsTornado is laughing so damn hard right now.
[07:56] <sweetrose> your mean!!
[07:56] <THE_EGGMAN> FACE FACTS, GIRL
[07:56] * AngstHog is back
[07:56] <THE_EGGMAN> AS THINGS ARE RIGHT NOW, I'D RATHER HUMP SHADOW
[07:56] * AngstHog is away: O_O
[07:57] <batgirl_007> So, setting the thorny issue of bestiality aside for a moment, what did you guys think of the rest of the trailer?
[07:57] <THE_EGGMAN> I SEE SEGA HAVE CREATED YET ANOTHER HEDGEHOG CHARACTER FOR THIS GAME
[07:57] <Knux> I've seen the pictures of that guy. He looks like he's made out of plasticine
[07:57] <sweetrose> yea his name is silver
[07:57] <THE_EGGMAN> WELL THAT SHOWS A LACK OF PARENTAL IMAGINATION. "OH HE'S SILVER, WHAT WILL WE CALL HIM?"
[07:57] <batgirl_007> Which raises a question.
[07:58] <batgirl_007> Why is Sonic called Sonic? I mean, it can't be that his parents somehow knew he was going to be a fast runner
[07:58] <THE_EGGMAN> I THINK THEY DECIDED AT BIRTH THAT HE WAS GOING TO BE AN ATHLETE, AND CRUELLY FORCED HIM TO TRAIN EVERY DAY
[07:58] <Knux> No, it's simpler than that
[07:58] <Knux> i heard he was born at over 700 mph
[07:58] <batgirl_007> Haha, how did that happen? Did an elephant sit on his mother?
[07:59] <THE_EGGMAN> I WAS NOWHERE NEAR HER AT THE TIME
[07:59] <THE_EGGMAN> ALTHOUGH SONIC'S MOM IS HOT
[07:59] <@TailsTornado> Aaargh.
[07:59] <batgirl_007> Please, not this again...
[07:59] <@TailsTornado> God, I feel seriously ill now.
[07:59] <THE_EGGMAN> HAHAHAHA! ANOTHER VICTORY FOR THE EGGMAN EMPIRE!
[08:00] <sweetrose> you shouldnt be mean about sonic, hes my boyfrend and i lov him
[08:00] <Knux> Sonic's a p[BLEEP]y.
[08:00] <THE_EGGMAN> SONIC WANTS YOUR BODY, KNUCKLES
[08:00] <Knux> Stop saying that!!
[08:01] <Knux> Is it true?
[08:01] <sweetrose> omg shut up, sonic isnt yaoi!
[08:01] <batgirl_007> The doujin say otherwise.
[08:01] <@TailsTornado> Wait... there are SONIC doujin?
[08:02] <THE_EGGMAN> HELL YES
[08:02] <batgirl_007> It seems the Sonic/Shadow pairing is currently very popular.
[08:02] <sweetrose> thats disgusting
[08:02] <sweetrose> let me see
[08:02] <batgirl_007> Name your price!
[08:02] <sweetrose> but i dont have any money
[08:03] <batgirl_007> Oh, that's a shame. Guess I'll just keep this delicious... I mean, disgusting yaoi to myself, then.
[08:03] <sweetrose> ill get u a chaos emerald
[08:03] <batgirl_007> Hmm, now you're talking...
[08:03] <Knux> WTF? You can't give the emeralds to her, you pink ditz!
[08:03] <@TailsTornado> You don't even have any Chaos Emeralds, Amy.
[08:04] <sweetrose> sonic does, he uses them a paperwiegths in his house
[08:04] <batgirl_007> Reeeeeally?
[08:04] <@TailsTornado> I wish I could say that wasn't true... T_T
[08:04] <batgirl_007> Come on over, sugar. Let's talk business.
[08:04] <sweetrose> ok
[08:04] * sweetrose [sonicsgirl@twinklepark.com] has left #subsonic (sonic loves me, hes my boyfriend!!!)
[08:05] * batgirl_007 is gonna be rich!
[08:05] * batgirl_007 [klepto@digitalcircuit.gov] has left #subsonic (I spy with my little eye...)
[08:07] <@TailsTornado> Dude, I just realised something. You know the music in the last section of that video?
[08:07] <THE_EGGMAN> YOU MEAN THE SONIC/PRINCESS IMPLIED BESTIALITY PART?
[08:07] <@TailsTornado> >_<
[08:07] <@TailsTornado> Yes.
[08:08] <@TailsTornado> Well, the music is a reworked version of the ending music from Sonic 2!
[08:08] <THE_EGGMAN> I DIDN'T NOTICE
[08:08] <@TailsTornado> No? It seems pretty obvious now that I realise...
[08:08] <THE_EGGMAN> I MEAN I DON'T REMEMBER THE TUNE
[08:08] <THE_EGGMAN> DURING THE ENDING OF SONIC 2 I WAS MAINLY CONCERNED WITH STOPPING MY SPACESHIP FROM f[BLEEP]kING EXPLODING
[08:08] <@TailsTornado> Oh yeah. Sorry about that.
[08:09] <@TailsTornado> Anyway, GTG.
[08:09] * @TailsTornado [sysop@kitsunet.org] has left #subsonic (I feel the psyclone comin' on...)
[08:13] <THE_EGGMAN> MEH, BACK TO WORK I GUESS
[08:13] * THE_EGGMAN [dictator@eggmanland.gov.em] has left #subsonic (THE GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH)
[08:22] * Sonikku [spindash@stationsquare.org] has joined #subsonic
[08:22] <Sonikku> Hello?
[08:22] <Sonikku> Anyone here?
[08:23] * AngstHog is back
[08:23] <AngstHog> You f[BLEEP]king sick freak.
[08:23] * AngstHog [flawless-existence@emonet.com] has left #subsonic (This is WHO I AM)
[08:23] <Sonikku> WTF?
[08:24] <Sonikku> What did I do?
[08:24] <Knux> Sonic, are you gay for me?
[08:24] *** Disconnected
[08:24] *** Sat Oct 21 2006 - LOGGING END ***




 






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• 01/24/12 07:26pm

Gotta ask: since she's such a WWE fan, does Haruka watch TNA? The NEW home of Kurt Angle!

ReFlex76 • 10/26/06 05:12pm

XD @ Haruka's costume. She's wearing shiny satin pajamas with booties and a blanket-cape!! XD

Solarchos [e-mail] • 10/26/06 09:36am

Seriously, Haruka, are you colorblind or what?

Jack Flagg • 10/26/06 12:16am

Dooky wins!

Adam Kanal • 10/26/06 12:10am



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