Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1064: “A Turkish Badass is Coming for your Brain”
#1064: “A Turkish Badass is Coming for your Brain”

[07:39] *** Tue Oct 17 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[07:39] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[07:39] *** Topic is - so sleepy -
[07:39] *** Set by @SpeedRcrX on Tue Oct 17 07:39 2006

[07:39] <@SpeedRcrX> God there are days I love having connections in Ginga TV
[07:39] <FireFly_9> Why?
[07:39] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Haruka-san got her hands on the advance copy of "Turkish Star Wars" from our Turkish division :D
[07:40] <@SpeedRcrX> I did, and I'm gonna make a series of bold statements now
[07:40] <@SpeedRcrX> 1- f[BLEEP]k Turkish Star Trek. That was boring s[BLEEP]t compared to this
[07:41] <@SpeedRcrX> 2 - f[BLEEP]k Japan as the mecca of odd. I'm Japanese and let me f[BLEEP]king tell you, TURKEY is where the insanity is at
[07:41] <FireFly_9> ... That is a VERY bold statement.
[07:42] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh yeah, well let's just say this movie is 1 hour and 20 minutes long and I COULD NOT leave my seat
[07:42] <@SpeedRcrX> I was laughing SO hard at how painfully bad it was
[07:42] <@SpeedRcrX> It was so bad it ascended to the sublime
[07:43] <@SpeedRcrX> But Neko, I don't know how the f[BLEEP]k we're going to MiST this thing
[07:43] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> What do you mean?? I made X-chan pay good money to get it!!
[07:44] <@SpeedRcrX> You don't understand... it's SO f[BLEEP]king total an experience, from the subs to the ripped off BGM to the scenes.... NO damn Excerpt will do it justice
[07:45] <@SpeedRcrX> Even the scenes on YOUTUBE are like the most pathetic fraction of the awesome glory of suck that is this movie
[07:45] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Haruka-san
[07:45] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> You HAVE to try it!!
[07:46] <@SpeedRcrX> I know dammit, but Neko, we here have a sacred duty to the masses to bring them the most complete experience possible
[07:48] <FireFly_9> I've never heard you like this, Haruka-poppa...
[07:48] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude you may remember my flirtation with being a high priest of the cult of Anno
[07:48] <flame_SNIPER> You're a what?
[07:49] <FireFly_9> When Haruka-poppa saw End of Eva it blew her mind with the force of a religious experience.
[07:49] <@SpeedRcrX> Yes, but now my faith in the Shinjesus is broken, for Turkish Star Wars has exploded my mind into a new realm of the impossible.
[07:50] * @spiritflame changes topic to `[07:49] <@SpeedRcrX> Yes, but now my faith in the Shinjesus is broken, for Turkish Star Wars has exploded my mind into a new realm of the impossible.`
[07:51] <FireFly_9> Good grief...
[07:51] <@SpeedRcrX> This will be the biggest MiST ever you guys... I don't know WHEN it will come out, but it will... and... we might need ALL the inners in on this s[BLEEP]t.
[07:51] <flame_SNIPER> All the inners?
[07:51] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> What are you thinking, Haruka-san??
[07:52] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm thinking that in order to fully have this movie be appreciated, while the old-school gang MiST it... the new School Gang... should act it out.
[07:52] <flame_SNIPER> Act... it out?
[07:52] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> :O
[07:53] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude there are just TOO many damn good lines
[07:54] <@SpeedRcrX> "Instead of women skeletons came."
[07:54] <FireFly_9> ...
[07:54] <@SpeedRcrX> "This is a game of death. Losers, when you die our master becomes happy."
[07:54] <@SpeedRcrX> "The feeble ones are dying. The galaxy era is my immortality era."
[07:55] <@spiritflame> suburban senshi: the feeble ones are dying. the galaxy era is my immortality era
[07:55] <IrnChef_Jovian> Oh Man this sound like it'll be a great movie :D
[07:56] * flame_SNIPER is away: Dammit shrine ><
[07:57] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude you know how in _Alien Warrior_ when the big alien dumbass asks the megapimp "Are you great evil" and the pimp says "Yeah baby, I'm da Greatest?" Well THAT is this movie, the GREATEST movie of all time for all the wrong reasons :D
[07:57] * [gTV]C'est_la_V smells ratings, oh god :D
[07:58] <@SpeedRcrX> What you smell, my dear Neko-chan, is the smell of pure. unadulterated. badass.
[07:58] <@spiritflame> suburban senshi: pure. unadulterated. badass
[07:59] <@Dr_Xadium> is that your way fo saying we need to update the title rotator :P
[07:59] <@spiritflame> yes slacker
[08:00] *** SYSTEM ANNOUNCE - MiST of Dunyayi Kurtaran Adam (Turkish Star Wars) coming soon! Watch for it! NOTHING will prepare you for the Awesome that it is ***
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