Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1060: “Darker Revelation”
#1060: “Darker Revelation”


[22:23] *** Tue Oct 10 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[22:23] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[22:23] *** Topic is - Scarfer -
[22:23] *** Set by @spiritflame on Tue Oct 10 22:23 2006

[22:25] <// KuNZiT3 //> I'm not gay
[22:25] <IrnChef_Jovian> I believe you!
[22:25] <// KuNZiT3 //> you do?
[22:26] <IrnChef_Jovian> Why wouldn't I?
[22:26] <// KuNZiT3 //> Everytime I say that Uranus mocks me
[22:26] <IrnChef_Jovian> Haruka-san... she's different than I remember
[22:27] <IrnChef_Jovian> Minako-chan says that's because I was "outside of the glass house eating scones" but still
[22:27] <IrnChef_Jovian> She's always so drunk and loud and violent and
[22:27] <IrnChef_Jovian> and COOL
[22:27] <IrnChef_Jovian> in her own way she kicks even more ass now
[22:27] <// KuNZiT3 //> She's an arrogant blowhard
[22:28] <IrnChef_Jovian> she does what she believes in, she's strong and not afraid to show it
[22:28] <// KuNZiT3 //> She's an a[BLEEP]le
[22:29] <IrnChef_Jovian> ...I spent a lot of my life trying to be a beautiful, pretty girl who would get married by some hot guy someday
[22:29] <IrnChef_Jovian> my prince
[22:29] <IrnChef_Jovian> because I was tall and strong everyone feared me or shunned me
[22:29] <IrnChef_Jovian> then i saw Haruka-san
[22:30] <IrnChef_Jovian> and there she was, dressed like a guy, kicking ass and taking names, taking on the world in her own terms
[22:30] <IrnChef_Jovian> and I realized hey I could be that way too
[22:30] <IrnChef_Jovian> I don't NEED to be girly to be sexy
[22:30] <IrnChef_Jovian> I'm sexy as I am, a tough strong WOMAN
[22:31] * // KuNZiT3 // yawns
[22:31] <// KuNZiT3 //> why am i caring about this
[22:31] <IrnChef_Jovian> You're just intimidated by strong women
[22:31] <// KuNZiT3 //> What are you, worshipping Uranus now?
[22:32] <IrnChef_Jovian> No... but I think you're just mouthin' off because you can't handle her
[22:32] <// KuNZiT3 //> Please, "Jupitaa" you senshi are nothing to me
[22:33] <// KuNZiT3 //> I am the Dark Kingdom Middle Eastern COMMANDER
[22:33] <IrnChef_Jovian> So there's no dark kingdom anymore
[22:33] <IrnChef_Jovian> What are you commanding
[22:34] <// KuNZiT3 //> the world will be my PLAYTHING
[22:34] <IrnChef_Jovian> how
[22:34] <// KuNZiT3 //> I will CONQUER IT
[22:34] <IrnChef_Jovian> by
[22:34] <// KuNZiT3 //> the use of FORCE
[22:34] <// KuNZiT3 //> STRONG, DECISIVE, FORCE AND POWER
[22:35] <IrnChef_Jovian> you are overcomepnsating aren't you
[22:35] <// KuNZiT3 //> What
[22:35] <IrnChef_Jovian> I knew bullies like you in High School
[22:35] <IrnChef_Jovian> they'd pick on the weak, being very loud, because they had something to prove
[22:36] * IrnChef_Jovian for example was very quiet and people stayed the hell away because they KNEW She was trouble
[22:36] <// KuNZiT3 //> Foolish senshi, I don't have to prove anything to YOU
[22:36] <IrnChef_Jovian> Didn't you kill yourself with your own weapon
[22:36] <IrnChef_Jovian> Didn't Endymion take your place as Beryl's fevoirte
[22:36] <// KuNZiT3 //> there were circumstances
[22:37] <IrnChef_Jovian> Didn't Beryl lobotomize you
[22:37] <IrnChef_Jovian> Didn't we almost execute you in space and send you burnin through the atmosphere
[22:37] <// KuNZiT3 //> Listen you don't uinderstand
[22:38] <IrnChef_Jovian> Didn't Venus break your arm in the past life
[22:38] <IrnChef_Jovian> For groping
[22:38] <// KuNZiT3 //> that's NOT the point
[22:38] <IrnChef_Jovian> And didn't Zoicite deliberately go after Tuxedo Kamen to get away from your whining and trying to be butch?
[22:39] <// KuNZiT3 //> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
[22:39] <IrnChef_Jovian> <-- guessed at the last one
[22:39] <// KuNZiT3 //> T_T
[22:39] <// KuNZiT3 //> yes
[22:39] <// KuNZiT3 //> YES DAMN YOU GIRL
[22:39] <// KuNZiT3 //> I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE STRONGEST AND THE BEST
[22:40] <// KuNZiT3 //> I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ALMIGHTY, FEARED BY ALL
[22:40] <// KuNZiT3 //> But Jedite just mocked me and stuck signs on my back
[22:40] <// KuNZiT3 //> Nephrite just pinted out how all the stars hated me
[22:41] <// KuNZiT3 //> Zoicite gave me the pity sex to wash out the taste of Beryl
[22:41] <// KuNZiT3 //> Beryl just made me wear a Tuxedo in bed and made me call her "Beryl-sama" or else she would "EET ME"
[22:41] <IrnChef_Jovian> ...
[22:42] <// KuNZiT3 //> Oh Metallia, and then that airhead moon just knocke my boomerang back into my heart
[22:42] <// KuNZiT3 //> I mean... I mean I had a superior sword, a blade that made lightsaber noises... and could electrowhip...
[22:42] <// KuNZiT3 //> But BERYL TOOK IT AWAY AND USED IT TO BRAND ENDYMION IN THEIR RUTTING PIT
[22:43] <// KuNZiT3 //> I'm so useless, so pathetic
[22:43] <// KuNZiT3 //> women laughed at me
[22:43] <// KuNZiT3 //> venus turned me gay after her rejection
[22:43] <// KuNZiT3 //> at least Mars had the decency to FRY Jedite in the past life, I just had to stagger out of the palace with my arm hanging backwards
[22:44] <// KuNZiT3 //> MAkoto... can I call you "makoto"
[22:44] <IrnChef_Jovian> Uhh ya, sure
[22:44] <// KuNZiT3 //> I have nothing
[22:44] <// KuNZiT3 //> my gay lover is hot for the backstreet boys
[22:45] <// KuNZiT3 //> uranus keeps kicking me off her "internets" (although i don't understand when she bought them)
[22:45] <// KuNZiT3 //> i'm weak and sad
[22:45] <// KuNZiT3 //> so sad
[22:45] <// KuNZiT3 //> so tired
[22:45] <// KuNZiT3 //> so small
[22:45] <IrnChef_Jovian> There, there?
[22:46] <// KuNZiT3 //> i need soemthing
[22:46] <// KuNZiT3 //> i neeed something from you
[22:47] <IrnChef_Jovian> I don't do that kind of thing, my old sempai tricked me that way once
[22:47] <// KuNZiT3 //> NO YOU STUPID BIMBO
[22:47] <IrnChef_Jovian> The hell!?
[22:47] <// KuNZiT3 //> sorry
[22:47] <// KuNZiT3 //> i need a friend
[22:48] <// KuNZiT3 //> will you be my friend
[22:48] *** @SpeedRcrX has kicked // KuNZiT3 // from #suburbansenshi REASON: ( none of that maf54 s[BLEEP]t in my channel b[BLEEP]ch)
[22:48] <IrnChef_Jovian> ...Haruka-san
[22:48] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude
[22:48] <@SpeedRcrX> He was just setting you up for the ol' H-bomb
[22:49] <IrnChef_Jovian> "H"-bomb?
[22:49] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah like Elios does
[22:49] <IrnChef_Jovian> Do I want to know?
[22:50] <IrnChef_Jovian> Look, I think he was opening up to me
[22:50] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah first his heart (which doesn't exist)
[22:50] <@SpeedRcrX> Then his pants
[22:50] <IrnChef_Jovian> Haruka-san, I think Kunzite is a fragile man trying to hide his shame
[22:51] <@SpeedRcrX> He better hide that shame because s[BLEEP]t this may be the intenet but we got laws
[22:51] <IrnChef_Jovian> I don't think you're being fair
[22:51] * @SpeedRcrX clicks on the perfection fieldTM
[22:52] <@SpeedRcrX> Fairness is the luxury of those who are not tasked with the duty to protect the vulnerable
[22:52] <IrnChef_Jovian> Oh, Haruka-sama... so cool~~~
[22:52] <@SpeedRcrX> heh
[22:52] * @SpeedRcrX is away: *to the sounds of chimes and sakura petals softly fallen*
[22:53] * IrnChef_Jovian gushes for a while, the world seeming so watercolor
[22:53] <IrnChef_Jovian> ...
[22:53] * IrnChef_Jovian shakes her head
[22:53] <IrnChef_Jovian> Hey wait a minute
[22:54] <IrnChef_Jovian> That didn't really make sense ><
[22:54] <IrnChef_Jovian> What the hell
[22:54] <FireFly_9> And that would be illusion #1, shattered.
[22:54] <IrnChef_Jovian> huh?
[22:54] <FireFly_9> Welcome to Reality, Makoto-san :D
[22:55] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has left #suburbansenshi
[22:55] <IrnChef_Jovian> Hotaru-chan? Hey! Wait up!!
[22:55] <IrnChef_Jovian> Aw, shucks
[22:55] <IrnChef_Jovian> Does she always say stuff like that an' just walk out right after?
[22:56] * IrnChef_Jovian wonders if Ami-chan is around~
[22:56] <Reverend_H> No but I am babe
[22:56] <IrnChef_Jovian> Hi... Elios?
[22:57] <Reverend_H> Hey baby you know what's neat about the IRC?
[22:57] <IrnChef_Jovian> What?
[22:57] <Reverend_H> Everythign gets logged
[22:57] <IrnChef_Jovian> Ok
[22:57] <Reverend_H> I have a log right here
[22:57] <IrnChef_Jovian> Oh?
[22:57] <Reverend_H> A big one, I got it while looking at you out the window
[22:58] <IrnChef_Jovian> Where did you get it?
[22:58] <Reverend_H> Logs sometimes get so big they need to be reset
[22:58] <IrnChef_Jovian> right
[22:58] * Reverend_H starts manually resettign his log
[22:58] <Reverend_H> oh yeah
[22:58] <Reverend_H> that's it
[22:58] <IrnChef_Jovian> ...
[22:59] <IrnChef_Jovian> What the hell are you doing
[22:59] <Reverend_H> talk to me baby
[22:59] <IrnChef_Jovian> Elios
[22:59] <Reverend_H> That's it! SAY MY NAME
[23:00] *** IrnChef_Jovian [ironchef@makoskitchen.co.jp] has quit IRC (God dammit WTF is with this place *balls up fists*)
[23:00] <Reverend_H> OH BABY
[23:00] <Reverend_H> YEAH
[23:00] <Reverend_H> ia;eiiierjksdl;kj;dfsjhasdkjafhuhsfija
[23:00] <Reverend_H> uy7767857ytfbn xcbncbncbncn
[23:01] <Reverend_H> THIS IS KINO MAKOTO
[23:01] <Reverend_H> THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT BETWEEN ELIOS' CROTCH AND MY FIST
[23:02] <Reverend_H> IF YOU SEE THIS CALL 911 BECAUSE I SURE WON'T
[23:02] *** Reverend_H [beastmastah@stable.abattoir.co.jp] has quit IRC (Broken Pipe)
[23:02] <Mdm_Maestro> Ara... just like old times.
[23:02] * Mdm_Maestro could call emergency, but... why
[23:03] *** Disconnected
[23:03] *** Tue Oct 10 2006 - LOGGING END ***




 






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