[11:28] *** Wed Sep 13 2006 - Now talking in #suburbansenshi ***
[11:18] *** SYSTEM ANNOUNCE -CROSSPOSTING TO AFSM ***
> So after she stole his clothes and sold them on eBay the harassment stopped
> LOL take that Federline
> It was hard getting into his house ><
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> Yo Chiba
> Haruka-san, Artemis, Minako-chan
> Hi Hi!!
> Hello Mamoru-san :D
> hi Rei-chan
> Am I late?
> Late for what??
> Heh didn't you see the news, Neko-chan?
> They announced that Pluto was given its official minor planet number, 134340
> Kami-sama, she's just a number now
> Poor Setsuna-san... to have her career end like this...
> Yeah, "Minor Dwarf Planet Power Make-Up" just don't cut it
> So in honor of the end of her life as a Sailor Senshi, I got Michi and 'Taru to grab Sets for one last party hurrah
> Wai!! Wai!! A party!
> And Ginga Will be covering it, we're even going to syndicate this one to USENET
> And Ginga Will be covering it, we're even going to syndicate this one to USENET
> Ara, I think they're coming, I just got beeped on my Blackberry
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> Setsuna-momma is NOT happy with the notion of this party
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> The words coming out of her mouth are SO uncouth!
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> LOL @ your prisoner #
> ... quiet
> Dude that's no way to treat your best friends
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> Look, Mako-chan, Ami-chan and Chibiusa-chan even showed up for the big day
> ...like vultures coming to the site of a hanging.
> Setsuna-san :<
> Really, we just want to commiserate with you on the final day of your job. Ever.
> hshshshs puu u gat demated
> Small Lady... how I wasted my life behind you T_T
> ror ur jast jeloz of mai az
> Setsuna-san, I'm so sorry
> Endymion-sama... I... I gave my all in your service
> Not as much as she WANTED to give, yo
> Elios, be quiet ><
> Setsuna, I--
[11:45] <// KuNZiT3 //
> You may not touch the master!
> The Master?
> ror hez gey 4 popa
[11:45] <// KuNZiT3 //
> quiet you lolicon freaK!
[11:45] * // KuNZiT3 // will not allow senshi FILTH to sully his master!
> No you just want him to wallow in s[BLEEP]
[11:46] <// KuNZiT3 //
> I've HAD it with you, URANUS
> You'll never have my Uranus, we all know it's Chiba's Uranus you want~
> My god this is digusting
> MY LAST DAY AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS ARGUE AMONST YOURSELVES T_T
> that's all we ever do?
> Ok people, ok, settle down
[11:48] * @SpeedRcrX changes topic to `Setsuna's Farewell Party`
> ... Thank you, Haruka-san
> What's with the "-san", we're buddies, right?
> I mean I remember the time we first met, back after Michi had awakened me as a Senshi in the back of my Toyota
> It was the Ferarri, dear
> TOO MUCH INFORMATION
> C'mon guys, we shouldn't make fun of their relationship! Two women can love each other, ne, Ami-chan?
> What do you mean, Mako-chan?
> Yeah Michi and I were dicussing how to stop the ruin
> And how to kill me
> Nah, remember this was before we knew you were alive
> Killing you was an idea we had later, dear.
> Thank you SO much for that, by the way
> Hey Taru I can give you a small death, yo
> hay elioz ur mai men bichaz
> Sets showed up, I was hanging out at Michis' place because my apartment was full
> ...Full of soiled underwear and garbage from floor to waist height
> They don't need to know that s[BLEEP]
> We ALL know that
> and Setsuna comes by posing as an investment broker named Trista Meioh with some hot stock tips
> Haruka stole my wallet and invested
> And we saw AMAZING growth in the portfolio
> Because Setsuna-san was using future knowledge to pick the stocks??
> Yeah man, we were STINKING rich. Each of us had a damn SKYSCRAPER overlooking the Tokyo Delta flanking Mugen
> Those were the days~
> ...I'm suprised you even remember my generosity
> Generosity my ass, you threatened to turn us in to the taxman if we didn't help you investigate Mugen ><
> The two of you were too busy _making out_ to do your duty, what else was i supposed to do!
> hshshssh Puu sed "makang ot"
> Oh don't act like you don't know what those words mean, you lascivious child, always lusting after the KING
> o lyke u wararent!111
[12:01] * 134340 has nothing but RESPECT for Mamoru-san
> You respect him in much the same way Rei-chan does. With offerings of dripping Saliva.
> AHAHAHAH good one Ami-chan! :D
> HEY I don't make fun of Your obsession with Urawa! And God Mako, tone it down
> Oh Urawa-san's not a problem anymore... hehehe
> Makoto, we dont' speak of that incident with the crowbar.
> Gomen, gomen~
> Ano... what have you guys been doing...??
> Sempai, I don't think we want to know.
> Minako-chan, Hotaru-chan's right
> Really, you all have the most overactiv imaginations ><
> Unfortunately, you guys are SO PERVERTED that's ALL YOU THINK OF
> Nice save there, jugs
> Thajks El-- I MEAN SHUT UP
> Sets was like the master of the enigmatic smile and s[BLEEP]
> Anytime you asked her a f[BLEEP]
king question of substance all you got back was that damn smile
> "Yo Sets the talismans are back together does that mean the world is going to end?" --Enigmatic smile
> "Yo sets the helicopter is exploding can you help us get out" --Enigmatic smile
> I NEVER SHOULD HAVE HELPED YOU AND MICHIRU ESCAPE THAT FLAMING WRECK
> Ara, when I think of a "Flaming Wreck" I think of Kunzite-san
[12:08] <// KuNZiT3 //
> I'LL KILL YOU ANIMAMATE
> Oh shut up you Fabio wannabe
> Is this party really about me...?
[12:10] <// KuNZiT3 //
> ME ME ME why does everything have to be about YOU you oversized red-eyed brocolli-haired REJECT of the SENSHI
[12:11] * 134340 doesn't even have a big-assed key to hit him over the head with any longer T_T
[12:11] *** @SpeedRcrX has kicked // KuNZiT3 // from #suburbansenshi REASON: ( GTFO my internets)
> Thank you, Haruka
> Ok Ok Ok I'll start yo
> I knew this broad since back in DA DAY 10,000 years ago
> Anytime Prince Dorkius of Earth there would come to Endymion to check on the crystal, she'd be followin' on like a puppy who'd lost its bone
> (much like da prince himself, yo)
> Take that back! He's ALL man
> Ano... Mamoru-san is like some kind of Tenchi~
> YO Chiba
DCC Chat Session
Acknowledging Chat Request...
[12:15] <@SpeedRcrX> Yo Chiba, You're under my spell
[12:15] <Chiba_M> ok
[12:15] <@SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]k that was easy
[12:15] <Chiba_M> .
[12:16] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm gonna call you on your keitai and ask yo uto do something then you do it ok
[12:16] <Chiba_M> okay
DCC Session Closed
[12:16] * @SpeedRcrX makes a phone call
[12:16] * Chiba_M is away: phone
> Setsuna-san alwauys did the right thing by telling us what you two were doing, Haruka-san, when you wouldn't share information
> Hah she just wanted more lambs to the slaughter
> That's slanderous
[12:17] * Chiba_M is back
> I've a little teapot, short and stout, I want you to handle my spout <3
[12:19] * flame_SNIPER turns beet red
> POPA WTF
> AHAAHAHAHAH LOL ALL TOO EASY
> Haruka-poppa! Stop hypnotizing Mamoru-san!
> DAMMIT WHY COULD I NEVER HYPNOTIZE HIM ><
> Cuz yo too damn ugly, thus he keep waking from da spell
> I HATE YOU
> I never talked to Setsuna-san much, except for that one time she tols me she was taking Diana away to make her run the Time Door / Gate thing.
> She stole away your child?
> Yes >< T_T
> I just... someone needed to guard the door!
> Guard the door while you were too busy PEEPING on the KING
> What am I NOT ALLOWED to have a life?!
> Look at me, I don't have a JOB I don't even have a NAME anymore T_T
> All I want is LOVE
> dude I gots nine inches of love for ya babe
> God someone PLEASE kick him
> in the crotch.
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[12:24] * flame_SNIPER is back
> Well he won't be having children anytime soon
> Damn it, the fear of child rearign was all that was keeping him in LINE ><
> What is it, Chibiusa-chan?
> i jast reelized samtang
> satsuma waz alweys tryang 2 b mai fend
> bat new i kno it wuz caz si wented 2 gat neer mai ded
> dat explaynz y si tread 2 brest fead mi dat i tym
> .... I was trying to prevent her from STARVING! The QUEEN surely wasn't going to do it!
[12:28] * Chiba_M remembers that well~
> Oh do you, your majesty, were those moments fond~
> Usagi had much larger odango...
> I'll say
> Wha... HARUKA-SAN were you COMPARING US
> I see something I check it out it's a subconcious thing
> Oh god I feel filthy
> Why you're like a washboard
> hshshsh im batter of dan horatru
> Setsuna-san and I never spoke, really
> I'm sorry to see her lose her job, though
> Well, it is quite humourous if you think about it...
> ...Humorous for WHOM
> Why me, of course. The very notion that objective reality can be so easily changed by the collective fiat of the scienttific world is such an eloquent testimonal to thw raw power of science, oh yes, the strong firm grip of the intellect, caressing and massaging reality until finally a new, magnificent creation erupts! OH YES!
> Ami-chan! :O
> Hail Science!
> YES! YES! HAIL!
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> What. the. hell.
> I don't... I don't know what to say Mina
> I'm so glad my demotion can help Ami-chan with her theoretical stimulation ><
> So what will you do with yourself now, Setsuna-san?
> this channel is rated PG-13 mamoru-san
> AHAAHAH rei.bot made a joke
> It's not FUNNY ><
> I'm spent my whole life alone, with only that annoying ba[BLEEP]
rd CHILD for my company
> stfu u ware new fun eithar bich i jast hag arund u 2 c da spai picz of mai popa u hed
> Chibiusa you're SICK. THERE! I'VE FINALLY SAID IT!
> Uhh, Chibiusa-chan was raised by women in a female-dominated closed society of the Crystal Millennium in which Mamooru-san was virtually the ONLY male she had contact with. of COURSE she would see him as the perfect man. What's your excuse for obsessing?
> Wait are you saying the only way someone would like me is if there was no real other option?
> Or you were brainless and filled with teen hormones like Usagi-chan was
> I like him!
> Do you or are you still remembering that s[BLEEP]
t from when you were 14
> She's right, Rei-chan... take a good look at him, the pedo who went after underaged girls
> His horrible dress sense
> The way he would do nothing but throw roses in the fight because he liked seeing girls beat up and the panty-flashed when we fought
> Is he the perfect man.... or just a horny old man
> Christ he's like an internet stalker isn't he, old and lusting for supple young things
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[12:46] * 134340 also looks long and hard at the King
> No... what have I wasted my life on...
> I'm not like that, I SWEAR
> So Usagi WASN'T grossly underage, and you, a first year COLLEGE man going after a JUNIOR HIGH GIRL was what, a fluke?
> Hey SHE came onto ME with all that past-life predestiny princess STUFF
> And of course you dodn't say no, did you?
> I've read Takueuchi's manga adapatation, I SAW what you and Neko #1 did
> fak i remambder dat sit i hed cum bak frum da futar an i wuz in haz apatment n dey were dong tit
> Someone? anyone? I need acid to wash out my eyes to purge that blasted mental image.
> No you need to DROP acid before you can purge any of that s[BLEEP]
> I can't believe this... I just... I can't.. I held the power of the universe, if time and space in my hands... I could have had any man in the universe... and all that time
> all that time I wasted over... over a pedophile
> I'm NOT a pedophile have you ever LOOKED at her?
> Dude chibi there's got a freind named Momohara who got a boob job at 14 that makes Pamela ANDERSON look flat compared to her but that don't make her legal
> My god he is... just a man
> YOU'RE JUST A MONKEY!!!
[12:53] *** @SpeedRcrX has killed Freiza
> I.... oh father cronos why....
> Ara, I think we've made Setsuna-san cry
> I'd cry if I wasted my life behind a pedo freak ><
> Oh wait didn't Luna BECOME a Pedo plush..?
> Doesn't that make YOU a Pedo?
> NO because she DIVORCED me before anything could have happened, not that it WOULD
> But technically for a while you were married to a 7 year old
> Shut up Mina
> You WERE
> STOP IT T_T
> Artemis, today's women are mean
> I know T_T
> Want to go for a drink and talk about it
> Watch out he's hitting on you!
> The hell!?
> You're small and have no chest, the pedo part of his brain probably thinks you're a fur-covered girl!
> Hotaru look out you could be next
> LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS
> Mina that is the most deranged theory you have EVER come up with
> and I do mean ever, in like 15 years ever.
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> SHUT UP ><
[12:59] * 134340 tears her hair out in frustration
> you know what I'm GLAD. GLAD THIS HAPPENED.
> Ho s[BLEEP]
t sour grapes alert off the starboard bow
> I'm TIRED of Haruka and her "too cool for school" bad boy mentality!
> I'm TIRED of Michiru getting off as some kind of "cool" woman in the public when all she is is a foil for Haruka that hangs off her arm and serves as a bedwarmer to keep the Yuri fans happy! HERE'S SOMETHING FOR YOU! EXAMINE HER CLOSELY! _SHE HAS NO PERSONALITY OF HER OWN OUTSIDE OF SOME SIMPLE INNUENDO!_
> I'm SICK of the inners and their "OH WOW IT'S A BOY SUGOI / SUTEKI /SQUEEE~~~" habits! Men are PIGS! Learn it!
> Tha's not what you were saying two hours ago when you were drooling over Mamoru-san~
> HUT UP
> ^SHUT UP
> I am SO glad not to have to deal with Chibiusa and her FIXATIONS anymore!
> or USAGI the Queen with the brain of a turnip whose ENTIRE justification for holding the reins of power is a NAIVE OUTLOOK AND A MAGIC SPACE ROCK
> I'M FREE! FREEE!
> I AM A NUMBER! I AM A FREE WOMAN! AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
> YOU CAN TAKE YOUR HENSHINS, YOUR SHORT SKIRTS, YOUR ELECTRA COMPLEXES, YOUR HACKNEYED VILLAINS WHO RUMMAGE THORUGH THE HUMAN SOUL LOOKING FOR MIRRORS AND SEEDS AND ENERGY PUFFS AND STUFF IT
> You forgot Crystals
> AND CRYSTALS THANK YOU
> I AM GONG TO BECOME A FASHION DESIGNER AND MELT AWAY INTO EVERYDAY LIFE
> SAY GOOD BYE TO MEIOH SETSUNA! FOREVER!
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> There is not enough wasabi in the f[BLEEP]
king universe to hold all that bitter
> I've never seen a senshi melt down before
> Ya she pretty damn well Chernobyled
> Is that our fate as well? To continue pressing forth dogged by the various dysfunctions of our psyche until finally one day we simply implode in a moment's froth of rage?
> Man as long as it's just my *psyche* dysfunctioning
> If I ever need the Cialis you have my permission to execute me
> Ara, Haruka Cialis is for women
[13:17] *** SYSTEM ANNOUNCE - Farewell Sailor Pluto / Setsuna Meioh! You may have only had less than one episode's worth of screentime but we will miss you anyway! ***
> Dude that's f[BLEEP]
king HARSH XD
> the party is over stop talking
> the partty is NEVER over
> it just takes breaks for hangovers to dispel
[13:18] * @spiritflame changes topic to `And the band played on...`