Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1030: “That's Progress for you ”
#1030: “That's Progress for you ”

The last part of the Crisis Countdown has been added to this page. (T-03)

I will try to have a good Crisis "bootstrap" fic done in the next few days. While the RP community members are using the Crisis to fix up their own characters, I will be using it to fix up the Sailormoon Anime / PGSM / Manga / Anime / Suburban Senshi Timelines.

[03:37] *** Sun Aug 20 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[03:37] *** Now talking in #juuban-middle

[03:38] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> So let me get this straight
[03:39] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> The reason why when I look outside of my house I see a giant f[BLEEP]king crystal palace being attacked by an army of half-naked android musclemen in loincloths from the south and 40 foot high Blue Gundams from the North is because your house came back in time and fell on Tokyo.
[03:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ya
[03:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im strating a savil war
[03:40] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> So your mother is the Queen, and your father-- the king, tired of being treated like a doormat, got your help to kick her out?
[03:41] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ya bat i betrayed hiz azz
[03:41] <Silicon Momoko> But Chibiusa I thought you always said he was hot and you wanted to do him
[03:41] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i had hem he sacked
[03:42] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> He sucked in bed so you stabbed him in the back?
[03:43] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ya i shuld be rualr
[03:43] <ScoutGrl_95> Hay Guys
[03:43] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> oh f[BLEEP]k it's the gaijin
[03:44] <ScoutGrl_95> I heard the most AWESOME news! Sailor Venus took a Ferrari and RAMMED it into that Crystal Palace
[03:44] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ...Da sit
[03:45] <ScoutGrl_95> and and and Ginga TV carried the fight, The hunky guy in the suit who looked like my boyfriend Darien tried to fight them with that Gold crystal thuing that was stuck to his crotch
[03:45] <ScoutGrl_95> Tee hee I said crotch
[03:46] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> oh Lestat save us
[03:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dammit sairin tel mi mror
[03:47] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Oh Why chibiusa, is this going to affect your "battle plans"
[03:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> FAK U BICH I EM DA PRONCASS
[03:47] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Yeah right, you know this is just Tokyo Disney putting on a show
[03:48] <ScoutGrl_95> So like anyway, they beat him with all their attacks, and then their leader shows up and shoves them out of the way saying a MARTIAN STARSHIP was going to crash into the palace
[03:49] <ScoutGrl_95> But when she got them all out, she dropped her disguise and it was that lady who runs Mizunomics!!
[03:49] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> O FAK, AMI-CHUN!!!11
[03:49] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> new wundar har gandamns gat 2 da palass sew fest
[03:49] <ScoutGrl_95> Yeah so now SHE'S in charge of the Palace and
[03:50] <Mdm_Maestro> Yo Yo Yo homeboys
[03:51] <Mdm_Maestro> This be the Reverend Doctor Master H comin at choo from his deep space interface HOT aboard the imperial PIMP STAR in orbit, cavorting wit my Ctarl-Ctarl homegirls
[03:51] <Mdm_Maestro> I'm breakin' in on all your frequencies telephonic, vidoetronic and electronic
[03:52] <Mdm_Maestro> I gots my thick ass turbolaser aimed at da crystal palace, an' unless her royal flatness Mizuno gets da f[BLEEP]k out of dodge in TWENTY FOUR HOURS, IMMA GUNNA SHANK IT
[03:53] <Mizunomics01> Truly you're an Idiot, Elios-san.
[03:53] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Why are all these people breaking into our channel
[03:55] <Mizunomics01> By giving me 24 hours to ponder a solution you have sealed your doom.
[03:56] <Mdm_Maestro> You're full of it girl and by that I mean the paper you curl and stuff in your bra
[03:56] <flame_SNIPER> This is Rei Hino aboard the M.A.V. Ares
[03:56] <flame_SNIPER> Our fleet has taken control of Tokyo Airspace
[03:57] <flame_SNIPER> As Defenders of the Crystal Imperium we demand and end to these hostilities and an immediate surrender. Martial Law has been declared
[03:58] <Mizunomics01> Hah! you let Minako and crew steal the EX King and Queen from the Throne! you have no legitimacy anymore, Rei-chan ♡
[03:59] <// J_Daito //> This is JEDITE, using Souichi's gear to break on on this 1-900-[BLEEP]-measuring session
[03:59] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> God, spam sucks.
[03:59] <// J_Daito //> you wouldn't HAVE your little stronghold if I hadn't shanked Tuxboy with a Kryptonite Shiv twice, egghead no senshi
[04:00] <Mizunomics01> Oh, and I'm grateful for that, you piece of s[BLEEP]t tenou
[04:00] <// J_Daito //> don't you want to know where I am
[04:00] <Mizunomics01> Do I care
[04:00] <GERMATOID> WE'RE IN UR BASE KILLING YOUR MANS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[04:01] <Mizunomics01> ...
[04:02] <// J_Daito //> It's been a long time since I killed a senshi~
[04:02] <Mizunomics01> END TRANSMISSION
[04:02] <flame_SNIPER> JEDITE! This is a matter of internal security!
[04:03] * The Vampire Lyrica Hubert pops her bubble gum, hearing a ginga news report that youma are rising in record numbers all over Tokyo
[04:04] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAAHAHAH OUR SUPER DAIMON-CHRYSLER YOUMA WILL SIEZE THE WORLD OF TODAY AND TOMORROW
[04:04] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> o FAK NEW i needz 2 stap dese biches b4 dey reck mai ampaire
[04:04] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has quit IRC (mandroids 2 mi)
[04:05] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> O... kay.
[04:05] <ScoutGrl_95> So, I was watching Pokemon yesterday
[04:05] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Which one, the kids WB one or the "Pokemon 3100 ebonite and Igneous" one that started showing up all of a sudden?
[04:06] *** chronos.typhoon.2k4 [gatekeeper@subbasement.capitalnet.ct] has joined #juubanmiddle
[04:06] <@spiritflame> Irasshai chronos.typhoon.2k4
[04:06] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Hey
[04:06] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I did it i merged The Past Present and Future into the NOW
[04:07] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> ..ok
[04:07] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I did it, all this is MY DOING
[04:07] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I AM THE HAND THAT RESHAPED DESTINY
[04:07] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Once they've given into the chaos of the times, I can just slip on the throne
[04:08] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Can I, like, ask you a question
[04:08] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Yes.
[04:08] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Ok, assuming all this crap is real, and the spaceships overhead, and the androids, and the pimpstar, and the giant crystal palace thing in the f[BLEEP]king middle of Juuban is real
[04:09] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> It sounds like all these people have SERIOUS mental defects
[04:09] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Why do you want to rule those losers?
[04:09] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Because to rule is to have power and to have... him
[04:10] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Him who
[04:10] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> King Endymion-sama
[04:10] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> A guy in a suit?
[04:10] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Yes ♡
[04:10] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> Serena here just found out he got taken from the castle
[04:10] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> .....................
[04:11] <ScoutGrl_95> It's true, I saw it on TV!!
[04:11] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> What about Neo Queen Serenity?
[04:11] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> some lady got taken with him too
[04:12] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> If Serenity's Superego is the only thing holding earth together, and her id is joined with it, perhaps the world will stabilize...
[04:12] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> What are you talking baout
[04:13] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Do I try to help the others save the dream of Earth, or sieze the moment to take control and hope they succeed on their own
[04:13] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> umm, are you ok there
[04:14] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> In this time of chaos that seizes the universe, I must decide
[04:14] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 nods to herself
[04:14] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> ...Hello?
[04:14] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I choose...
[04:14] *** chronos.typhoon.2k4 [gatekeeper@subbasement.capitalnet.ct] has quit IRC (POWER)
[04:14] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> riiiiight
[04:14] *** =catablanca= [arty@ip6943.ai.co.jp] has joined #juubanmiddle
[04:14] <@spiritflame> Irasshai =catablanca=
[04:15] <=catablanca=> Hey has anyone seen a "Cest_La_V" logged in here
[04:15] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> nope
[04:16] <=catablanca=> Darn
[04:16] <=catablanca=> SpeedRcrX?
[04:16] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> No
[04:42] *** In five days, everything ends.
[04:42] <=catablanca=> What the heck was that?
[04:42] *** Disconnected
[04:42] *** Sun Aug 20 2006 - LOGGING END ***





 






Oh, and don't you just love it that she calls herself "Sailor Earth"? Man, that's really origianl. NO ONE has thought of that one before...

D-Train [e-mail] • 08/22/06 01:52pm

Where did she get the 'pimping out Hotaru' thing from anyway? Did she visit Ian Miller's site by mistake? (Ow! Cut myself on my own sharp wit there!)

I do love how she slags Xadium off for having studied her page when he doesn't like it, and yet she's obviously been poring through this site for ages, given the references to pro wrestling and Red Dwarf, neither of which are immediately obvious from just looking at the front page here. I recommend looking around the rest of her site if you want a good laugh, altough I strongly suggest you highlight the text. (Shocking pink on a purple background? Are you MAD, woman?) Took me ages to find the index though. She's clearly very new to HTML (and also spelling, colour recognition, the fact that gifs where the white pixels have been set to transparency are going to look less than beautiful on a dark blue background...). I especially love the pages where she'll be droning on with her pointless, wrong opinions about some minor aspect of Sailor Moon and thEN SUDDENLY SHE'LL GET ANGRY AND SART TYPING IN CAPITALS, THEN THE TEXT SIZE GETS HUGE AND EVERYTHING'S UNDERLINED! GRRRRR! Ahh, kids. Don't ya love 'em?

Xanthippe • 08/22/06 12:54am

You know what? I love it when you "piss" on everything!

And if she hates this site so much, why does she link to it?

D-Train [e-mail] • 08/21/06 12:01am

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Archangel • 08/20/06 08:04pm

Unrelated comment, but I kinda like the "pimped-out Hotaru" pic.

Solarchos [e-mail] • 08/20/06 06:25pm



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