Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1028: “Crisis comes to Senshitown”
#1028: “Crisis comes to Senshitown”

The next part of the Crisis Countdown has been added to this page. (T-05)

[03:03] *** Fri Aug 18 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[03:03] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi

[03:08] *** Tiny bit of backstory, Xadium Prime was killed in the battle with Jedda Rain. Plus Minako has no idea Sakura is alive again, since she's not reading countdown to Infinite Crisis of Suburban Senshi. ARE YOU?!!! This plotline really won't affect the main page much, but it's REALLY important that you all know what a certain someone now likes to do with the Golden Crystal :D For those keeping score on both fronts, yes the crisis will have multiple root causes. Basically everyone going nuts at the same time leading to an overall stress on the universe it can no longer take. Blame sunspots or something (OH WAIT Classic already did...)
[21:09] * Mizunomics Trucks roll down the street in single file, a convoy of 20
[21:10] * Mizunomics Trucks cruise down to downtown Japan and enter the loading docks of Ginga TV HQ
[21:10] * Ginga TV HQ goes dark as all employees are released for the night
[21:11] * The sound of heavy machinery at work can be heard from within the recesses of the building; only the top floor, the executive suite is lit
[21:12] * [gTV]C'est_la_V presses a button
[21:12] * Ginga HQ is surrounded by a transduction barrier
[21:13] * [gTV]C'est_la_V is standing with her back to someone else, looking out at the Tokyo Night Skyline
[21:15] <-Person> Did you ever have a moment, sempai, where you were watching the news on television, and somehow-- in the back of your mind, you knew that what you were seeing was wrong? That history, somewhere, somehow, had fallen out of joint, that the horrors on your screen, the things that breed fear upon fear, that they should not be happening?
[21:15] * The Person is revealed by a flicker of light as Hotaru
[21:16] <FireFly_9> As if this was all a bad dream that had been thrust upon you suddenly, and you wished you could wake up?"
[21:16] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Of course I have.
[21:17] <FireFly_9> Well that feeling is quite true. History *has* Fallen out of Joint.
[21:17] <FireFly_9> And... it's all our fault.
[21:17] * [gTV]C'est_la_V blinks, turning
[21:18] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> The... Sailor Senshi's?
[21:18] <FireFly_9> No....
[21:18] <FireFly_9> Our Fault... your and mine...
[21:18] * [gTV]C'est_la_V gulps
[21:19] * [gTV]C'est_la_V fidgets and walks towards the window, not looking at Hotaru-chan "I don't know what you're talking about."
[21:19] <FireFly_9> Those trucks downstairs... they're from the future, aren't they?
[21:19] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ...
[21:19] <FireFly_9> You went back, didn't you.
[21:20] * [gTV]C'est_la_V doesn't say anything
[21:20] <FireFly_9> About a month ago Sakura-chan said someone was embezzling funds from Ginga TV
[21:20] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> .... It's my company, I can use the money how I want.
[21:21] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> So what if Karasuma-san doesn't get an ivory backscratcher this month...
[21:21] <FireFly_9> Yes, but why the secrecy, unless you wanted something done no one else should know about.
[21:22] * [gTV]C'est_la_V balls up her fists.
[21:22] <FireFly_9> You didn't want to wait for a year to get the Dragonballs, did you.
[21:22] <FireFly_9> You wanted Xadium back now.
[21:22] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Not just X-chan..
[21:23] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Sakura-chan is gone...
[21:23] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> None of the Shiniigami have even seen her...
[21:23] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I... I had to do something.
[21:23] <FireFly_9> What you're doing right now. What you're BUILDING RIGHT NOW.
[21:24] <FireFly_9> You paid Mizuno Ami's company fifty billion dollars to build that machine.
[21:24] * [gTV]C'est_la_V pales
[21:24] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> How the hell do you know that?
[21:24] <FireFly_9> .... A renegade senshi told me.
[21:25] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Renegade??
[21:25] <FireFly_9> Sempai, if you do this thing... what you intend... the consequences will be unimaginable.
[21:25] * [gTV]C'est_la_V SPINS around to face Hotaru-chan
[21:25] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> What, more visions?!
[21:26] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Are you going to quote Yeats at me?
[21:26] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Tell me how the center will fall off if I don't use it or something and the drunk falcon will crash into a tree??
[21:26] * FireFly_9 twitches for some reason.
[21:27] <FireFly_9> No... Sempai... I... we.... we have to change what you're about to do.
[21:27] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Hotaru-chan, I love my family more than anything....
[21:28] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I would do anything for them...
[21:28] * [gTV]C'est_la_V taps a button on her desk
[21:28] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> SO YOU WON'T STOP ME!!
[21:29] <FireFly_9> NO SEMPAI
[21:29] * [gTV]C'est_la_V taps the buton and a large ray-gun looking device rises out of the top of the tower
[21:30] <FireFly_9> SEMPAI! IF YOU USE THAT THING
[21:30] * FireFly_9 panics, thinking...
[21:31] * [gTV]C'est_la_V watches as the computer display reads off some co-ordinates... Sagittarius Zero...
[21:31] <FireFly_9> SEMPAI!!
[21:31] * FireFly_9 SLAMS something down on the desk
[21:32] * [gTV]C'est_la_V turns and sees the severed head of Elios, its horn ripped out
[21:32] * [gTV]C'est_la_V gasps in horror, her palm slamming down on the "FIRE" Button in her shock
[21:33] * The device fires a pencil-thin beam of energy into space, which vanishes in a small warp effect
[21:33] * Computer voice: time to Impact: T-7 days
[21:34] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Hotaru-chan... what... did you do....
[21:34] <FireFly_9> what did *I* do?! WHAT DID YOU DO!?
[21:34] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> YOU SHOCKED ME INTO PRESSING IT THIS IS YOUR FAULT
[21:34] <FireFly_9> YOU BUILT THE DAMN THING THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND NOW WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES
[21:35] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> WHAT CONSEQUENCES WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ELIOS?!
[21:35] <FireFly_9> After he.... he..... he.... took advantage of my drunken stupor to.... awaken me to the pleasures of the flesh...
[21:36] <FireFly_9> I stalked back to him in blackest rage and took the Silence Glaive and decapitated him
[21:36] <FireFly_9> and then.... out of the darkness... someone came and took the Golden Crystal.
[21:37] <FireFly_9> AND YOU, IDIOT, have fired a beam at the lynchpin of all creation, GALAXY CAULDRON
[21:37] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> You don't understand!! the beam won't destroy the cauldron!!
[21:38] <FireFly_9> I know! I know what it will have done! It will have fractured the fabric of the universe all so you can walk into the other world anf get Xadium-tachi back!
[21:38] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> YOU don't understand!! he was revived by the Dragonballs once already!! None of us knew!!
[21:39] <FireFly_9> Except, it will TEAR open a multiversal NEXUS
[21:39] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Who the HELL told you this?!
[21:39] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 appears
[21:40] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ..I did.
[21:40] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Setsuna-san??
[21:41] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ...Yes... *just* Setsuna-san, now.
[21:41] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 used the last of her powers to come here and deliver the message.
[21:41] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> What happened to your powers?
[21:42] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Because of the reality-cracking waves your machine just unleashed, there was a great disturbance in the solar system
[21:42] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> What is, and what is not a planet... the definitions... they are changing by the second
[21:42] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> My powers, they flux and wane, appear and vanish...
[21:43] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I exist in a schroedinger state of uncertainty
[21:44] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I could become a mere mortal at any moment; and if Pluto's power falls... the lynchpin of this system's stability does as well
[21:44] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ....
[21:44] <FireFly_9> Are you saying Pluto might cease to be a planet?
[21:45] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 is seized from behind
[21:46] * [gTV]C'est_la_V gasps as strange men enter the room, looking like shadows
[21:46] * The golden crystal glints through the darkness from a waist height
[21:47] <FireFly_9> What the...
[21:48] * Tuxedo Kamen steps out of the shadows, the crystal pinned to him like a giant codpiece.
[21:48] <Tuxedo Mask> :D
[21:48] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> What. The [BLEEP]
[21:48] <Tuxedo Mask> thanks to you, Hotaru-chan, the POWER! *pelvic thrust* is back where it BELONGS!
[21:49] * Tuxedo Mask snaps his fingers and might army of many mandroids surrounds him
[21:49] <Tuxedo Mask> I am TIRED of the WOMEN telling me what to do, upstaging me, making me look WEAK
[21:50] <Tuxedo Mask> what the hell, do they think life is SHOUJO!?
[21:50] <Tuxedo Mask> I have secretly corrupted Chibiusa's sex droid army
[21:50] <Tuxedo Mask> they now serve me as the ARMY OF LIBERATION
[21:51] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Army of liberation...
[21:51] <Tuxedo Mask> I WILL CONQUER CRYSTAL TOKYO
[21:51] <Tuxedo Mask> DEPOSE MY IDIOT WIFE
[21:51] <Tuxedo Mask> AND SEIZE THE DESTINY OF THE FUTURE WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS
[21:52] * Tuxedo Mask does a pelvic thrust, the Earth shudders as the golden crystal's power damages Usagi's dream~
[21:52] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 squrims trying to get free
[21:53] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Endymion-sama... you don't uderstand... you're going to destroy this Earth... all is held in fragile balance...
[21:53] * Tuxedo Mask turns to Setsuna
[21:53] * Tuxedo Mask has always wanted to say this
[21:53] <Tuxedo Mask> SHUT. UP.
[21:53] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> :O
[21:54] <Tuxedo Mask> No more RIDDLES!
[21:54] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Oh god I love an aggressive man
[21:54] * Tuxedo Mask 's dramatic BGM just stops with a record scratch
[21:54] <Tuxedo Mask> ¬_¬
[21:54] <Tuxedo Mask> No. Just... No.
[21:55] <Tuxedo Mask> I will fullfil my destiny AS KING OF THE EARTH!
[21:55] <FireFly_9> We'll stop you.
[21:55] <Tuxedo Mask> You'll have get through my enforcer first.
[21:55] <FireFly_9> Enforcer?
[21:56] * FireFly_9 is grabbed from behind
[21:56] <// J_Daito //> Miss me?
[21:56] <FireFly_9> ... J... Jedite?
[21:56] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
[21:56] * GERMATOID CATCHES MINAKO
[21:57] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Hey!! Let go!!!
[21:57] <GERMATOID> DID YOU THINK I WAS JUST SITTING THERE IN THE BASEMENT ALL THESE YEARS DOING NOTHING?!
[21:57] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Actually we thought you were j[BLEEP]ing off
[21:58] <GERMATOID> I HAVE WAITED FOR MY CHANCE TO EMERGE AS THE SUPERHUMAN WHO WILL SHAPE HUMAN DESTINY!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[21:58] <@Shinji Ikari> Man this is Awesome! Those f[BLEEP]kers have doomed this reality and I'm like, lol.
[21:58] * GERMATOID HIGH FIVES JEDITE
[21:58] * // J_Daito // scowls at both Tomoe and Endymion
[21:58] <// J_Daito //> Let's stop the pointless posturing, take the hostages and go
[21:59] <GERMATOID> I HAVEN'T HAD SCREENTIME ALL YEAR :P
[21:59] <Tuxedo Mask> I never get screentime :P
[21:59] *** Mizunomics01 [user001.securenet.05@mizunomics.co.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:59] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Mizunomics01
[21:59] <Mizunomics01> Now, now, boys...
[22:00] <Mizunomics01> Play nicely
[22:00] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> A--AMI-chan!!
[22:00] <Mizunomics01> Oh, did you think theycould do it alone? ♡
[22:00] <// J_Daito //> Well Cape-boy there's been doing it alone for years
[22:00] <Tuxedo Mask> H-HEY
[22:01] <GERMATOID> OH LOOK IT'S THE WANNABE MAD SCIENTIST
[22:01] <Mizunomics01> I don't see YOU building a machine capable of fragmenting reality :P
[22:01] * GERMATOID HOLDS UP REALITY BUSTER 1.0
[22:01] <Mizunomics01> .......
[22:01] <GERMATOID> I'M JUST NOT DUMB ENOUGH TO USE IT
[22:02] <Mizunomics01> So why are you EVEN HERE
[22:02] <GERMATOID> HEY, NEVER FAIL TO SEIZE AN OPPORTUNITY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[22:02] <// J_Daito //> Can we. Just. GO.
[22:03] * GERMATOID STARTS TO DRAG MINAKO-KUN AWAY
[22:03] <flame_SNIPER> FIAAAAAAAAAA SOOOOUUL!!!
[22:03] * flame_SNIPER unleashes a wall of flames in the boardroom
[22:03] * [gTV]C'est_la_V breaks free
[22:04] * FireFly_9 spins and kicks Jedite in the crotch
[22:04] * FireFly_9 is now known as Sailor Saturn
[22:04] * [gTV]C'est_la_V is now known as Sailor Venus
[22:04] * Mizunomics01 watches coldly
[22:04] <// J_Daito //> Bring it, YOU FLAT CHESTED GOTH!
[22:05] * Sailor Saturn roars and attacks with the silence glaive
[22:05] <Mizunomics01> ...Now.
[22:05] * Tuxedo Mask flits in the way and GRABS the silence Glaive.
[22:05] <Sailor Saturn> .....
[22:05] * // J_Daito // smirks, snaps his fingers and he, Mizuno, Mask, Tomoe, the Mandroids and the glaive vanish.
[22:06] <flame_SNIPER> what the...
[22:06] * Sailor Saturn looks at her empty hands
[22:06] <@Darkness> Don't tell me this is a "to be continued" episode
[22:06] *** To be Continued
[22:06] <[gTV]Sailor Venus> k[BLEEP]o...
[22:06] <Michael Dembeck> DAMNIT
[03:03] *** Elsewhere




[03:03] <=catablanca=> Wow they did a good makeup job on her
[03:03] <@SpeedRcrX> dude
[03:03] <@SpeedRcrX> that's what she's like with makeup OFF
[03:04] <=catablanca=> ...
[03:04] *** Disconnected
[03:04] *** Fri Aug 18 2006 - LOGGING END ***




 






There are only two words in my mind. "Oh shit."

Sailor Nishanu • 08/18/06 09:40pm

It's the end of the world as we know it~
And I feel fine~

Shaldra Darkness [e-mail] • 08/18/06 02:16pm

...

This means nothing to me.

Archangel • 08/18/06 02:05pm

That looks kinda cool.

Adam • 08/18/06 09:37am



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