Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1027: “Night Terror”
#1027: “Night Terror”
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[07:50] *** Thu Aug 17 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[07:50] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi

[07:50] <Reverend_H> circus clowns with boobs
[07:51] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah well anyway like I was saying after we saw f[BLEEP]king David Duchovny(!) of all people I went out to the front lawn of the university with my mom
[07:52] <@SpeedRcrX> We sat down to talk, in front of this scuzzy looking guy
[07:52] <@SpeedRcrX> Mom was looking at me and didn't notice this scrawny looking girl walk up to the guy and buy a bag of crack with like a fistful of crackrock in it
[07:53] <=catablanca=> Haruka, your brain is insane.
[07:53] <@SpeedRcrX> No man it gets worse. Dont' ask me how, but somehow I find this object
[07:53] <Reverend_H> object?
[07:53] <@SpeedRcrX> I don[t remember what it was but I took it home
[07:54] <@SpeedRcrX> Somehow the scuzzy guy came with us
[07:54] <@SpeedRcrX> So I'm looking up at the ceiling but somehow I can see through to the night sky
[07:54] <@SpeedRcrX> and up there I see something moving, it's a jet seemingly chasing another jet, and something splits from it, and I realize it's a missile
[07:55] <@SpeedRcrX> And the missile is heading down MY WAY
[07:55] <Reverend_H> s[BLEEP]t
[07:56] <@SpeedRcrX> So I go to the kitchen in a panic and tell my mom we gotta get the hell out, becasuse I figure it will crash in the neighborhood and we need to put distance between us and it fast, but she's busy packing dishes into the kitchen cabinet and won't go
[07:56] <@SpeedRcrX> *I* start packing s[BLEEP]t in the cupboards under the kitchen sink as if it was a car, as if the damn thing was my escape vehicle. But she won't move
[07:57] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm freaking out, and realizing the object I found is still in the corner of the livingroom, I ponder going to get it and pack it in the sink too
[07:57] <@SpeedRcrX> That's when I look up and see the missile crashing into the roof of the house with a bang
[07:57] <@SpeedRcrX> It's a small rocket about the lenght of my arm with a red tip and fins.
[07:58] <@SpeedRcrX> The f[BLEEP]ker TURNS in midflight and SLAMS into the corner of the house where I kept the object, exploding
[07:59] <@SpeedRcrX> The house stood and we all lived, but it was then I realized it had been homing on the s[BLEEP]t I had found
[07:59] <@SpeedRcrX> and had I packed it into the sink my ass would have been dead
[08:00] <=catablanca=> wow
[08:00] <Reverend_H> I still say my dreams about circus clowns with boobs are better
[08:00] <@SpeedRcrX> Well anything goes better with boobs
[08:00] <=catablanca=> Oh yeah, what about this:

[08:03] <Reverend_H> aww f[BLEEP]k yo I'm blind
[08:03] <@SpeedRcrX> >< AWW s[BLEEP]t
[08:03] <@SpeedRcrX> Artemis where the f[BLEEP]k do you find this crap
[08:03] <=catablanca=> heheh
[08:04] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> You guys don't want to KNOW about his dreams!!
[08:04] <=catablanca=> H-hey!
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