Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1010: “Fun for the whole family”
#1010: “Fun for the whole family”


[08:43] *** Sat Jul 29 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[08:43] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[08:43] *** Topic is 'ripped from the headlines'

[08:43] *** Genma [sadpanda@takahashi.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
<@spiritflame> Irasshai Genma
[08:44] <@SpeedRcrX> Ho s[BLEEP]t Genma
[08:44] <Genma> Hey, Haruka-kun
[08:44] <@SpeedRcrX> What brings you to my neck of the woods, dude
[08:45] <@SpeedRcrX> I haven't seen you in like ages
[08:45] <Genma> I'm tired of it all
[08:45] <@SpeedRcrX> Tired of what
[08:45] * Genma is quitting #nerima-fun
[08:45] <@SpeedRcrX> How come
[08:46] <@SpeedRcrX> That was like a badass channel back in the day
[08:46] <Genma> back in the day ><
[08:46] <Genma> You wanna see what's wrong with it?
[08:46] <@SpeedRcrX> Sure
[08:46] <Genma> Come on then
[08:43] *** Now talking in #nerima-fun
[08:48] *** SpeedRcrX [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #nerima-fun
[08:48] <sasuke> hiya SpeedRcrX
[08:48] *** Genma [sadpanda@takahashi.com] has joined #nerima-fun
[08:48] *** sasuke sets mode +o Genma

[08:48] <sasuke> hiya @Genma
[08:49] * Ranma-chan giggles as Shampoo gives him a lapdance
DCC Chat Session
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Client: SpeedRcrX
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Acknowledging Chat Request...
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[08:50] <SpeedRcrX> What the s[BLEEP]t
[08:50] <@Genma> You'll see, just give it a minute or two

[08:50] <Ranma-chan> Oh that feels so good, Shampoo-chan
[08:51] <Shampoo-chan> Is too too hot in here, let me remove my clothings
[08:51] *** Ryoga has joined #nerima-fun
[08:51] <sasuke> hiya Ryoga
[08:52] * Ryoga walks over to the dinner table where Shampoo-chan is and gives her a big kiss

[08:52] <SpeedRcrX> Whoa what the hell is Ryoga doing?
[08:53] <@Genma> He doesn't come in here to talk anymore, Haruka-kun, he just joins and starts making out with Shampoo. Instantly.
[08:53] <@Genma> It's the new "hello"
[08:53] <@Genma> One day I expect he'll walk in and they'll just start doing "it" immediately and skip even pretending to talk
[08:53] <SpeedRcrX> ...
[08:53] <@Genma> Back in the day he used to have lots to say, and it was really interesting, and the other channel regulars loved to listen to him and crack jokes etc
[08:54] <@Genma> But ever since Shampoo stuck her bosom in his face he became interested in only ONE THING, over and over again
[08:54] <@Genma> So now he doesn't even say hello anymore, he just walks in and starts to snog her like a hoover
[08:54] <SpeedRcrX> Man I wish Michi would say hello to me like that
[08:55] <@Genma> you'd think it would be nice, wouldn't you? Well it isn't
[08:55] <@Genma> at least not for the rest of us who have to watch it every day and smile and pretend like it doesn't exist

[08:56] * Ranma-chan dumps some cold water on Shampoo-chan
[08:56] <Shampoo-chan> That's too too cold-nya!
[08:57] * Shampoo-chan turns into a cat and leaps into Ranma-chan's arms
[08:57] <Shampoo-chan> Warm me up-nya ♡
[08:57] * Shampoo-chan starts to lick Ranma-chan's face, snuggling into his arms
[08:57] <Ranma-chan> heh
[08:58] * Ranma-chan douses Shampoo-chan in hot water
[08:58] * Shampoo-chan turns back into a soaking wet woman, still licking
[08:58] <Shampoo-chan> mmm... is too too hot now...
[08:58] <Ranma-chan> Damn right it is~
[08:59] * Ranma-chan kisses Shampoo and presses her to the couch

[08:59] <SpeedRcrX> holy crap
[08:59] * @Genma sighs and checks his watch
[08:59] <@Genma> it's the same story every night

[09:00] * Ryoga takes Shampoo's feet into his hands and starts sucking on her toes as she makes out with Ranma

[09:01] <@Genma> Every night, like clockwork, they come in and start making out, mostly ignoring everyone else
[09:01] <SpeedRcrX> Where's everybody else in the channel?
[09:01] <@Genma> Either embarassed as heck or tired of talking around it
[09:02] <SpeedRcrX> So wait, they just come in and neck all night?
[09:02] <@Genma> Oh sometimes they'll say and do other things, but if you do the math, 85% of their time is spent making out in channel
[09:02] <@Genma> It's like they got kicked out of their house or something and so come in here to do the dirty deed
[09:02] <SpeedRcrX> Don't they have IM or some s[BLEEP]t like that to take this to?
[09:03] <@Genma> I know they do
[09:03] <@Genma> I don't know why they insist on coming *here* to do this, it just gives a bad impression of the place
[09:03] <SpeedRcrX> I know why
[09:04] <SpeedRcrX> It's exhibitionism
[09:04] <SpeedRcrX> It's like "LOOK AT ME I HAVE SOMEONE TO NECK / LOOK AT US WE'RE NECKING OOH AREN'T WE HOT BASK IN OUR SESSHUAL HOTNESS "
[09:04] <SpeedRcrX> "AND YOU WILL LOOK BECAUSE I'M IN YOUR IRC TEXTING YOUR FACE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT"
[09:04] <@Genma> Look, I can't say I'm not happy for people if they've found someone special
[09:05] <@Genma> My dear departed wife was the love of my life
[09:05] <SpeedRcrX> Dude isn't she still alive -_-;
[09:05] <@Genma> Not as long as there's a child support payment due. But anyway
[09:05] <@Genma> But why do WE have to get it rubbed in our faces every night? #nerima-fun was so much more than this :(
[09:05] <SpeedRcrX> So why not tell them to GTFO your internets?
[09:05] * @Genma points to Ryoga
[09:05] <@Genma> People like him
[09:06] <@Genma> he started out normal but got sucked in the minute Shampoo started flirting with him
[09:06] <@Genma> If I tell Shampoo to stop necking with Ranma in public he'll go insane and start hitting me with his umbrella
[09:07] <@Genma> And that thing is heavy-- and there's lots of people like Ryoga so desperate to have her give them what she has they'll fight like rabid wolves
[09:07] * @Genma points to a bump on his head
[09:05] <@Genma> So I don't even bother trying anymore, I just dunk myself with cold water and hold up a sign that says "SEE NO EVIL"
[09:07] <SpeedRcrX> Yeah but dude, there's public and private spaces, and this is YOUR f'ng house
[09:07] <SpeedRcrX> This would be like me walking into the middle of a public gathering and licking the s[BLEEP]t out of michiru
[09:07] <@Genma> Didn't you do that once and besides they've made it *their* f'n house... literally
[09:08] <SpeedRcrX> I was drunk at the time ^_^;;
[09:08] <SpeedRcrX> But I mean seriously, who the f[BLEEP]k wants to see the same s[BLEEP]t over and over again each night

[09:09] <Ryoga> Oh Shampoo, you're so cute
[09:09] <Shampoo-chan> Ryoga-kun *snuggles him in her too too big soft pillows of love*

[09:10] <SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]k this
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DCC Session Closed


[09:11] <SpeedRcrX> YO KISSYFACES
[09:11] <Ryoga> What the hell do YOU want
[09:11] <SpeedRcrX> TAKE IT TO IM ALREADY
[09:12] <SpeedRcrX> NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU f[BLEEP]kING NECK NIGHT AFTER NIGHT
[09:12] <Ryoga> Who the hell are YOU to tell us what to do
[09:12] <SpeedRcrX> I'm the motherf[BLEEP]ker with the banhammer b[BLEEP]ches
[09:12] <Ryoga> What are you saying, you're not an op :P
[09:12] <SpeedRcrX> GENMA
[09:12] <@Genma> ?
[09:12] <SpeedRcrX> OP MY ASS
[09:13] * @Genma sets mode +o SpeedRcrX
[09:13] <Ryoga> ...
[09:13] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm gonna clean up thsi f[BLEEP]king town
[09:13] <@SpeedRcrX> This IRC channel is for CHAT
[09:14] <@SpeedRcrX> Take your necking and s[BLEEP]t ELSEWHERE
[09:14] <@SpeedRcrX> We don't need to see it
[09:14] <@SpeedRcrX> We don't WANT TO SEE IT
[09:14] <@SpeedRcrX> Your showing off impresses NO ONE
[09:14] <Shampoo-chan> you can't do that!! Who do you think you are!!
[09:15] *** @SpeedRcrX sets mode +b on Shampoo-chan
[09:15] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm the motherf[BLEEP]king Sherriff of NERIMA b[BLEEP]ches
[09:15] <@SpeedRcrX> A new order's coming
[09:16] <Ranma-chan> We'll fight this! We DEMAND the right to do what we want! We're not harming anyone!
[09:16] <@SpeedRcrX> You're harming my motherf[BLEEP]king brain
[09:16] <@SpeedRcrX> This is #nerima-fun not #nerima-grope or #nerima-hey-check-out-my-supersize-brothel
[09:17] <@SpeedRcrX> Get your own damn channel or better yet use your f[BLEEP]king AIM or MSN or Jabber or whatthes[BLEEP]t for the purposes it was intended
[09:17] <@SpeedRcrX> I'll be back and you better f[BLEEP]king clean up your act
[09:19] * @SpeedRcrX is away: if 90% of what you do is just necking in people's faces we're gonna have a problem
DCC Chat Session
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Client: @SpeedRcrX
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Acknowledging Chat Request...
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[09:19] <@SpeedRcrX> Don't quit Genma, I'm on the damn case :D
[09:19] <@Genma> thanks Haruka-kun
[09:20] <@SpeedRcrX> Things are gonna get real interesting in the old town now, lemme tell ya that
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DCC Session Closed




[02:02] <@SpeedRcrX> And that was how I saved #nerima-fun
[02:02] <// J_Daito //> bulls[BLEEP]t
[02:02] <@SpeedRcrX> no man it's f[BLEEP]king true
[02:03] <// J_Daito //> I call bulls[BLEEP]t on the whole thing
[02:03] <@SpeedRcrX> man
[02:03] <FireFly_9> Spare us, Haruka-poppa, really.
[02:03] * FireFly_9 is away: honestly, you and your stories
[02:04] <@SpeedRcrX> Man
[02:04] * // J_Daito // is away: I have energy to gather
[02:04] <@SpeedRcrX> Punkasses ><
[02:04] *** Disconnected
[02:04] *** Sat Jul 29 2006 - LOGGING END ***




 






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• 01/25/13 03:59am

Eh, Haruka, like Hotaru said 'Spare us'. Spare us your stories Haruka, we're not that gullible.

Kakyuu-tachi [e-mail] • 07/31/06 12:19pm

Haruka, we know you are a hero... at one time, but no need to make stuff up. It takes away from the rep, ya know what I'm saying?

Jupiter Knight • 07/31/06 12:16am

It reminds me of the time that I was walking around Hikarigaoka... er... because Hikarigaoka is in Nerima.

Not really any other similarities.

SaiyaJedi • 07/29/06 12:58pm

I believe you Haruka-san...*coughnotreally*

D-Train [e-mail] • 07/29/06 11:43am

okaaaaaay...I get the picture >_>

Matsumi Kaze [e-mail] • 07/29/06 11:16am

:)

Mango-chan [e-mail] • 07/29/06 08:06am

Ah, I see what you did there...

dooky • 07/29/06 07:50am

Tell us more, Haruka-jii-san!

Adam Kanal • 07/29/06 01:30am

that makes me giggle in funny ways

Wolfwood of the undead • 07/29/06 01:23am



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