Suburban Senshi Entry #2154 - “Pizza Time Terror with the Cannibal Twins”
#2154 “Pizza Time Terror with the Cannibal Twins”
Rule34Rocks 08/29/2018
We need to have an intervention for X. He eats too much pizza.
CherryBlossomStorm 08/29/2018
There's no such thing as "too much pizza!"
Mizunomics01 08/29/2018
I saw him consume a full-sized pie the other night.
Gol_D_Lux 08/29/2018
Yeah there's no much thing :P
Rule34Rocks 08/29/2018
You Xadiums have all inherited the disease.
// J_Daito // 08/29/2018
Obviously this intervention will need to be epic in scale. Fortunately for you, the Dark Kingdom has just the tool for the job.
SpeedRcr_X 08/29/2018
Are you the "tool" for the job, Jed?
// J_Daito // 08/29/2018
Takes one to know one
Flame_Sniper 08/29/2018
What is this, the fifth grade?
// J_Daito // 08/29/2018
No, but that was the target for this, our super-weapon of Pizza terror:
// J_Daito // 08/29/2018
Behold
CherryBlossomStorm 08/29/2018
...
Gol_D_Lux 08/29/2018
.......... Mom, I'm scared
CherryBlossomStorm 08/29/2018
I know, kiddo, I know
Flame_Sniper 08/29/2018
Fake *eyeballs* what the hell?
// J_Daito // 08/29/2018
Come now, these are the cannibal Olsen twins. Do you think they're really fake?
Mizunomics01 08/29/2018
To be precise only one of them was the cannibal.
// J_Daito // 08/29/2018
That's why there's only one of them left.
Rule34Rocks 08/29/2018
What do you mean, I've seen two fo them about.
// J_Daito // 08/29/2018
She's just performing a double-role.
Dr_Xadium 08/29/2018
* walks into chat, sees video*
Dr_Xadium 08/29/2018
Dr_Xadium is AFK: ( Still not enough to deter me. )
Rule34Rocks 08/29/2018
...







December 23, 1999: Haruka was enjoying a strangely evil circus, when Cooan attacked using Tayaan, determined to find the mythical Silver Crystal. As the Senshi got tied up by the monster's tricks, Sailor Chibimoon appeared, urging the girls to be ruthless and make sacrifices. Mamoru got knocked down, having taken the hit for Usagi. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through Queen Beryl freaking out and calling a retreat. Sailor Moon used the Moon Tiara action attack to win.
 


Hit!Graph

[19:53] <// J_Daito //> > look
[19:53] <// J_Daito //> > It is a small field. A Smurf is here.
[19:53] <FireFly_9> Oh god.
[19:53] <// J_Daito //> > attack smurf
[19:54] <// J_Daito //> > Your attack DISEMBOWELS A Smurf!
[19:54] <// J_Daito //> > A Smurf is fleeing.
[19:54] <// J_Daito //> > attack Smurf
[19:55] <// J_Daito //> > Your attack EVISCERATES A Smurf!
[19:55] <// J_Daito //> > A Smurf is dead.
[19:55] <// J_Daito //> > Your attack EVISCERATES A Smurf!
[19:56] <// J_Daito //> > You gain 1 EXP
[19:56] <// J_Daito //> > loot corpse
[19:56] <// J_Daito //> > You gain 30 pieces of silver.
[19:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn man that's some cold s[BLEEP]t
[19:57] <// J_Daito //> > frag corpse
[19:57] <// J_Daito //> > Haven't you made it suffer enough already?
[19:57] <// J_Daito //> > no
[19:57] <// J_Daito //> > _
[19:58] <// J_Daito //> > A Smurf's corpse is fragged into gib.
[19:58] <// J_Daito //> > Frag gib
[19:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude no
[19:58] <// J_Daito //> What
[19:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> you just don't frag another man's gib man
[19:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You just don't do it


 
My name is Meioh Setsuna. After taking a severe demotion at work even after years of painstaking guard duty and babysitting an ungrateful child who repaid me by trying to steal my man, now it is my task to present you these archives of other people who are generally not me having fun on the internet. So, enjoy it. And tell me what enjoyment feels like because to me it is a dead memory. Dead, like me inside.



IF YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN THE MASSIVE SOCIAL EXPERIMENT I, PROFESSOR SOUICHI TOMOE, AM RUNNING TO TEST THE COLLECTIVE WILL OF HUMANITY AND THE SAILOR SENSHI COMMUNITY CHAT WHERE YOU CAN INTERACT WITH US AND OUR FRIENDS, JUST CLICK BELOW! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Oh, hello dears. Obviously, I, "Michiru", need no introduction, but as a courtesy I shall remind you that I, Kaioh Michiru, scion of the venerable Kanzaki family, am a world-famous concert violinist and painter. Here you shall find a rare and exciting opportunity to browse my exceptional galleria which, of course, features not my own works (which are limited to the eyes of the super-elite) but those of inferior talents to whom I am regrettably indebted for web hosting space. Do enjoy~



Hino Rei here. I am the Head Priestess of the Hikawa Jinja in Azabu-Juuban (where we're currently offering a discount on blessings.) I graduated from Toyo Eiwa's graduate program in business, and I collect many different kinds of manga along with my husband Yuuichiro. You can see some of the various pixel manga I've collected on my old Toyo Eiwa homepage, which Tomoe-hakase has archived for me here. If you'd like to visit the shrine, please do, my grandfather has retired to help run a martial arts dojo in Nerima. So there will be no problems.

So some stories sprawl so significantly that simply sticking to a single canonical continuum is completely constricting, creating conditions ripe for revolutionary revisions to the holistic hierarchy of history itself. Such is the stimulus that spawned the Suburban Senshi Expanded Universe, which I, Sakura Xadium Aino, am part and parcel of! Take a trip into the tantalizing tangle of tales told beyond a town in Tokyo-- twisting and turning through Time and Space, constantly collaborated on by our community of valued visitors!



Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Jay Daito. I am a man of wealth and taste who has been around for a long, long year and, thanks to the financial sway of my Dark Intellectual Property Management Shell Corporation in the Cayman Islands, I have managed to achieve the long-desired, passionate merger of the venerable Sailor Moon Forums with the Suburban Senshi forums, thus bringing me closer to my goal of world domination happiness and joy for all mankind. Please feel free to click below and partake of the forums, but be warned, I am the only one permitted to Troll the premises~



The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the god of mankind, and I am deeply in love with its tender intellectual embrace. You may access my data below.



Over the years there have been a lot of subsites and one-off bits of content created by the people of Ten'Aino house, and it's very hard to surface all of that material, so I've taken it upon myself to gather as much of it as I could into one place, which you can access by clicking below:


sew sum ov da odar ppl hear hav hoamepagez (i dew tew) bat lik whos gat tym 2 updat dam anymoar, i'm gona lank dam haer becaz da intarn akszed mi tew an shiz nyce 2 mi bat seriazsli fak des gais dey mkak fan of mai spellang ean tho i em fram da futar an laguaige evalves an diz iz hoe wi all typ gaddmmit

Knight Rider, September 24th
February 11th 2018
Ten'ou Haruka

This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
February 11th 2018
Tomoe Hotaru

tits tuuf bang a jok
February 11th 2018
Tsukino Chibiusa

SO HOW BADLY WILL THIS BREAK THINGS
May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018
Artemis

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
February 11th 2018
Jedite

~snowfall~
February 11th 2018
hino rei.bot

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
February 11th 2018
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
February 11th 2018
Rev. H. Elios

test2
February 11th 2018
Gemini Sunrise / Dr. X



Linked here are sites that we find hilarious, informative or both.



As CEO of Ginga Media Enterprises and a super-famous Crime Fighting Idol, no one knows better than me how important Social Media is to getting your message out there! Here are the different sites we post to, (but mostly they just link to what we do here ^^;;;) Still subscribing is a good way to keep up with updates when we aren't being lazy!!