Suburban Senshi: Defying the Laws of Physics Daily.

SpeedRcr_X 05/22/2018
I say again it wasn't my butt that dented the washing machine cover

Mizunomics01 05/22/2018
The analysis proves otherwise, Haruka-san, and I'm not going to argue further. Science has spoken.

// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
Mizuno, despite your forays into mad science you're still a medical doctor, yes

Mizunomics01 05/22/2018
Yes, Jedite, why?

// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
I need your help

// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
I'm dying

SpeedRcr_X 05/22/2018
Dude, dying?

// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
Of laughter

Mizunomics01 05/22/2018
...Perhaps the "mad" science portion of my resume would be more in order for your "treatment" here.

GERMATOID 05/22/2018
HEY I HAVE THE ORIGINAL PATENT FOR MAD SCIENCE AROUND HERE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
You'll laugh too

// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
I was on eBay, you see

SpeedRcr_X 05/22/2018
why were you on eBay

// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
...My reasons are my own.

// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
Regardless, I found this amusing item for sale

// J_Daito // 05/22/2018

Mizunomics01 05/22/2018
....

SpeedRcr_X 05/22/2018
Hayano... Reu?

Flame_Sniper 05/22/2018
My PSYCHIC SENSE OF RAGE just kicked in and I had to come here

Flame_Sniper 05/22/2018
..what the HELL is that

SpeedRcr_X 05/22/2018
Trademark infringement or something

Flame_Sniper 05/22/2018
What the hell is a "Hayano Reu"

// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
That is your name now. Now and forever.

Flame_Sniper 05/22/2018
And why is its hair RED

SpeedRcr_X 05/22/2018
Because it's Super Saiyan God Hayano Reu

Flame_Sniper 05/22/2018
What is this I can't even

// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
I think I will buy this Hayano Reu for the BARGAIN PRICE of $10 USD

SpeedRcr_X 05/22/2018
Yeah but shipping dude, more than doubles the cost

// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
Oh she's not worth it then

Flame_Sniper 05/22/2018
Wow you must be a generous date. :P

// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
You had your chance to find out and you chose Japan's version of shaggy doo

SpeedRcr_X 05/22/2018
No the Dog has the last name doo, Shaggy's name is Norville Rogers

// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
He's more married to that Dog than anything else

Crwn_Frt_Gmer 05/22/2018
I ship it ♡

Flame_Sniper 05/22/2018
No, Motoki-san. It's back to therapy for you.